Let's break the fourth wall!

So... what do the audience think of my perfumence? I wonder how my Evil Laugh and Noblewoman's Laugh is being used as a meme?

edited 15th Sep '11 5:57:13 AM by Ailedhoo

surprisingly enough
i break teh fourth wall in all my posts
right
bobby g

you're not breaking the fourth wall there, only going around it...

and breaking the 7th wall is supposed to do that, Yog-sothoth lives there.

If you are reading this then you should be aware that I'm right behind you now because your reading this sentence. This sentence that I wrote because my creator created me to do it.

I see you, hipster!

Mac?

You sheep.

You are a part of my imagination.

I like your background.

Do not make me mad because I will go stick figure on you.

edited 24th Sep '11 5:14:57 PM by Philosopher

You're a cool guy.

...

I mean, you're actually reading this.

You met my friend Deadpool I know he already met you.

Breaking the fourth wall? Good Lord, you guys are so immatu-*trips over subtitles*

Wow, it's been so long since anyone posted here. Anyone home! You people need to post more here. It gets so lonely otherwise with everyone else frozen.

Please respond to this post to move the plot forward so that the main character can get a cookie.

"Granted," said the bored guy sitting at his desk as he typed the word "Granted."

And I suppose next you say your catchphrase and we cut to the end credits.

Nah. I thought we'd go for an "Everybody Laughs" Ending.

Hey, look! Blue text!

Hey, get those credits out of here, we're not done yet.

-shoves end credits off the screen-

This is a special double-length episode. We still have the other half of the plot to resolve.

HELLO THERE I'm new (sort of...) and I'm posting in this thread so I can find more excuses to Break the Fourth Wall and have fun.

(Audience applauses)

Thank You, I know I'm bad

It feels likes it has been months since anyone has posted.

Post!

I am well aware that I am either a video game character, in which case I am either angry at my plot writers because hello, I want to skip ahead, tyvm.

The other theory is that I am in a fanfiction, and I damn well hope that my author gets hir ass up and writes something interesting already.

I do wish I could do things without author dearest tip-tapping away on his keyboard. It sounds like a gorram woodpecker in my skull.

So.....

-wind blows-

Cold? Yeah, cold. Sooooo, cold. Don't let the thread die boys and girls.

Don't worry, tropers, Physical Stamina is helping to revive me.

What? This doesn't happen normally!

No, not in real life... It pretty regular here, though.

Can you guys quiet down for a sec? I'm trying to levitate the show's camera.

Who's that coming down the aisle? It's me, of course, with my harem of audience members I snagged along while I came in. Return to your seats, ladies. It's my time now.