HEY! SHUT UP! THIS FUCKING THREAD NEEDS TO BE BUMPED YOU JACKASSES!
Pah. No appreciation of good art even if it smacked them around the face.
The sound effects are terrible. Also, I can see the boom mic.
Oh no.
CUT CUT!
Why? Why? We are characters in an action/romcom/sitcom/thriller/murder-mystery/music-video.
At least have the decency TO FILM PROPERLY!
Hey, hey! Don't treat my laptop like that! I still have a game to play!
And what's up with all this rain effects?
You asking me, Indef? I dunno...
One sec... <walks off stage>
<kicks machine>
Brilliant. That's stopped it.
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Hello, audience! *waves*
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Karl watch out! They have tomatoes!
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
-ducks-
Thanks, Hopey!
-crickets-
Oh, God! They have crickets, too!
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
OH FU...!
One sec...
<gets out pencil>
<draws perspex board>
HAHA! NANANNANANANA!
奇跡の魔女
Remember, audience. The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You. We're coming for you in 3... 2... 1...
MAL || vndb || Blog
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
I'm gonna slap you right through this monitor.
There's no escaping.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Believe
Hey! Don't you dare exit out of that tab!
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
HEY HEY! I SEE YOU! FUCKIN' MAC USER! GET A REAL MANLY/WOMANLY OPERATING SYSTEM LIKE LINUX YOU HIPSTER DOUCHEBAG!
Counter-culture my ass...
One sec...
<uploading gay, bestiality, and weird fetish porn to user's computer>
<20%...
<70%...
<100%...
<CHANGING SCREENSAVER, WALLPAPER. SYNCING TO MOBILE DEVICES.>
HAH! Steve Job's bitch.
I bet you live in London as well. Fucking pretentious douche.
Stop Killing My Titles
(Looks at the script) I see... So we have only eight minutes to the end of this cutscene. (Looks at the camera) Wish me good luck, player.
grah
The thing with the red gold crown.
Player enter Up, Down, Left, RU 1 Z.
Yes, now would be good.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Hey! You! Get your hand-eye coordination checked!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
same old me
What are you looking at? Don't get your hopes up just because some life has been invoked!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
paradox delivery service
-walks up to fourth wall- I'm glad that I got some help from my counterpart on this one, let's get to fixing this wall...
-fixes wall- all done, let them know that they can no longer affect anything out here directly, but can still comment and provide tips, I'll go and try to minimize the damage that's already been done.
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 souls
The thing with the red gold crown.
-Pulls out hammer-
edited 14th Sep '11 6:36:49 PM by Philosopher
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
same old me
-Smiles too-
-Raises Warhammer of Zillyhoo-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
paradox delivery service
-appears- damn it! stop literally breaking the fourth wall, it's a pain in the ass to fix, find another wall to break, like the fifth wall, it separates us from Cthulhu... and other elderitch abominations.
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 souls
same old me
-Lines up next to wall-
-Gives a derpy face-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Hey you! Out there in front of the TV screen! There's a boss in the next room. For your sanity and my health, let me go whack that save point first!
The thing with the red gold crown.
-Slams hammer into the 7th wall.-
Uh, should it be making that sound?
-Takes several steps back.-
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
This is ridiculous. Isn't that right, DWANE?