Sorceror out-dakkas wizard.
Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)Sorcerers get gunned down by SAS operatives.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.A guy shouting D4! sinks the battleship.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...Guy trips over a can and dies from brain damage.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.Can crusher crushes can.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...Can crusher shorted out by water.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.water dried by sunlight.
Prism redirects sunlight.
edited 3rd Jan '11 7:35:47 PM by darnpenguin
Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)meteor destroys prism spear
edited 3rd Jan '11 7:36:41 PM by queenofdarkness
I am bad at picking things.Meteor stolen and sold into the black market by Chechen mafiyas.
edited 3rd Jan '11 7:38:32 PM by betterthanstrawberry
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.Mafiya bosses arrested and executed.
disappears in a Puff of Logic.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...Logic destroyed by hurricane.
Puff results in Big Bang, causing the start of the universe
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.A hurricane and the Big Bang? There's only one force powerful to stop both of them. CHEEEEESE!
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too crampedCheese eaten by giant mouse.
Giant Mouse outcompeted by ROUSes
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.ROU Ses sink in Lightning sand
(Princess Bride references FTW))
Hovercraft floats over the lightning sand.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.Grenade explodes hovercraft
Hello again tropersTank shoots grenade
Satellite-launched guided projectiles flatten tank.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.Horde of Russian robots infilitrate and take over the satellite.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.Russian robots succumb to rust.
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a wizard melts it.
I am bad at picking things.