I am stabbed
Red Like Santa
I die horribly.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Don't step on the flowers.
I also die horribly.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
The Absolute Madman
I got kicked in the nuts but survived.
"We be we baby!"
Too gruesome to describe.
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Dead.
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
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I have no doubt in my mind that I could kick Lumpus's ass, but it honestly wouldn't be worth it.
The way I see it, the real way to win this battle is to sit back and watch him suffer. (And maybe give Slinkman a high five in the process. Slinkman is rad.)
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
see you, space cowboy.
For the first time, I might actually win.
Long live the New Bev.
The man behind the slaughter
I continue to job.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
So yeah, I'm screwed.
But, I get to die fighting someone that cool.
Boom, popularity in death, especially if I get to actually harm him.
Is he immune to pistols?
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
I'm dead. That boss fight is ridiculous
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
The odds are likely not in my favor.
Well, he's a Sith Lord and a Player Character who can Save Scum, so...yeah, I lose.
Luigi Time!!!
Luigi with a invincible star.
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The Absolute Madman
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Y.V.
I'm sure that I won't go down without a fight or it could the other way around. I'm probably screwed aren't I?
Airhorn sounds
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Does she have a tank? If so, I'm dead. If she's just some random little girl, though, I'll win.
People will hate me for it, but I will not be ashamed!
edited 27th Sep '16 12:48:11 AM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
bored
He looks heavily bruised and his signature makes me believe that he possibly, in addition, didn't sleep well. I could probably take him, he doesn`t look very muscular. That is unless he has special abilities of course.
If this guy happened to be Kylo Ren, I'd be in trouble.
Thankfully, it says that he's NOT Kylo Ren, so I have a chance! 
I'm dead
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Assuming he's not aided by any alien technologies or gadgets, I'm fairly certain I could just pick him up with one hand and toss him into a lake or something. If he was, however, I might be in trouble.
edited 27th Sep '16 7:29:40 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
The Tranquil Knight
Assuming a plasma pistol isn't too deadly without Spartan armor on, I bet I could overpower a grunt.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
She's a dragon. Raw physical power and poison together, I'm doomed.
The Sun’s Firstborn
Well, they are pretty incompetent. But their still hyenas, and would probably eat me.
Don't step on the flowers.
Dead, chomped on to death.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Possibly, I survive this.
"We be we baby!"