Your avatar. I get the feeling that'll be the most common response.
Your avatar would win. My avatar just doesn't have the balls.
There's no way I can beat a genie.
Dreaming out loud.
My first response upon seeing above avatar in real life would be to try to scan it with my BlackBerry. Since I'm currently residing in a humid tropical area where the average daytime temperature could reach 40+ degrees Celsius (that's about 104 degrees Fahrenheit), this would most likely cause it to blow up, sending plastic chunks at high velocity at my face. So, in a way, the above avatar would totally win.
edited 3rd Jan '11 7:21:19 PM by betterthanstrawberry
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
HELLOTHERE
Her if I dont have a chair to throw
I want flies in on a dragons!
Girl coming from the sky? I have no chance of winning.
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Show an affirming flame
Giant robot? What is this, a joke? Maybe if I'm lucky I can invoke the Square-Cubed Law and cause it to spontaneously break down...
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Geomancer
Reality Warper? Yeah, she would win.
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
Ahahahaha just HOW HIGH do you even have to BE just to DO something like that.......
A Pheasant Experience
Under normal circumstances, probably the spider. If it's weakened, I might win.
edited 4th Jan '11 10:33:46 PM by TheGinkei
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
I could easily defeat a pheasant.
bitchy queen
You're not very threatening...So my avatar for once.
"Without a fairy, you're not even a real man!" ~ Mido from Ocarina of Time
I think Stocking would easily kick my ass.
edited 5th Jan '11 12:10:11 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
HELLOTHERE
Me, I would just knock it over and punch it to death...how cruel 
I don't play Touhou, so it's not hard to imagine Flandre kicking my ass.
HELLOTHERE
He's got a sword
He wins
I want flies in on a dragons!
Flandre. Duh.
edited 5th Jan '11 12:15:26 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
Be green.
I would win because mine would explode and kill it....
I am bad at picking things.
HELLOTHERE
He wins by exploding
I want flies in on a dragons!
Geomancer
I think she would win.
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
HELLOTHERE
I'd get bonked, I lose
I want flies in on a dragons!
Macinatrix Insana
I can't beat Ran
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
Hey
He has armour. I have street clothes.
He has a sword. I have my bare hands and whatever I find lying around.
He has magic. I have no special abilities.
Overall, I think it's a pretty even match.
Burn
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno.
I'm a goner. Lance is gonna vaporize me, just like he did to that poor Rocket.
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: If I leave it alone, will it eventually die of starvation?
edited 2nd Feb '11 11:53:08 PM by Scardoll
Fight. Struggle. Endure. Suffer. LIVE.
Inspired by this thread
except YOU fight the avatar.
well, who would win?
I want flies in on a dragons!