BUT IT'S A GIANT ROBOT!
Love is Love is Love
BUT HE'S GOT A GUN.
My various fanfics.
Li'l Shardfinder
o_o
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Shadow of Legends
Aww hell no, I am not cut out to be a king!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
NONONONONO.
MAYONNAISE
... I can only ask why they thought this was a perfect match.
I don't even see how this would be diplomatic if they try to use that reasoning.
Regardless- I object.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
I don't have any protests, except - how much of a robot is she?
Love is Love is Love
Nope nope nope nope nope.
My various fanfics.
Please, I'm begging you, NO!
Gaara? This is really not a good idea.
I OBJECT,I OBJECT!
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There are thousands more attractive men than him!
NO! NO! NONONOONONONOIMSTRAIGHTNONONNONO
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
What your title said.
Do you want me dead or what?!
The sicko who arranged this is gonna get a julienned liver...
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
Love is Love is Love
.....No thank you?
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Too old and hairy.
30% Petrify
Divorce, this instant.
Big Grah
No,DAMNIT,NO!
Shadow of Legends
Could be worse, but still, fuck my life.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
I'm okay with this, butaren't we a bit young to get married?
squishes Ice King with giant club
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no