We are Eldritch Abominations

What seemingly odd creatures you all are.

edited 30th Dec '10 1:12:55 PM by Noaqiyeum

Heh, I've infected Noaq.

Huh, somehow I didn't picture Eldritch-ness as involving this much firepower. Oh well, it's still cool.

You are all interesting creatures, would you like to come over here to be processed into the data-banks?

That's nice to hear about subject:

Your data processing will begin sooner or later, You have chosen to opt for Option B, would you like to confirm your decision?

Oh hey, I can make my own lightshows! (*fires wave of bullets erratically*)

ī ÆƜ ȆʀʀŒŘ

I can never again blend in!

Nah, who cares, let's go scare living daylights out of people.

edited 7th Jan '11 7:50:04 AM by NathanielTheSeeker

h̟͓̙͑͗ͪͧ̏̚͠ţ̶̱͕͎̃ͦ͂tͪ̍̈̎ͧ̌ͭ̚҉̧͎̼̯͉p͙̹̱̗̎̓ͬ̏̓̂ͅ:͖̹̳͇̌̇͞/̢͂̃̄ͤ͌҉͉͈̟̩̬̩͙/̗̭͈̣̱ͤ̊ͅẘ̵̨͎̼̃ͧͦ͊ͦͩ̓ŵ̹͓͈̫͓̜̺̬͆̈́̾̾ͤ̓́͘͡w̰̠̰͇̞̪͕̼̌ͥͮ͡͠.̴̷̮̣̹̳̙̫̠̓ͪͭ́ͫ́̚e̴͔͎̠͉͋ͩ̆͠ȩ̭͕̯̹̙͐ͬ͌ͥ̓e̡̹̰̙̩̰̓̒̇m̴̢̨̩̪̻͖ͦ̔̈͋͒́ͬ̄ǫ̖͇̫̘͗͌̎̑̀́.̅ͨ͊ͩͨ̑͘͞҉̖n͉̙͔͖̫̙̤͙̫ͮͩͮ̾ͤ̓͝e͔̘̭͎̥̭̓̕ț̨̘̻̤͍͖̋̀̉̌ͣ̀͌̾/̟̝̹̟͛́ͮ̐̀̚͠

Also, where in the hell is Solstace?

POSERS! POSERS, THE LOT OF YOU!

[Garbles horifically in several tongue-twisting syllables.]

That's the thing about the old ones. No sense of change.

I was around for the Sundering of the Plains of Leng - long before any'a you whippersnappers were a glimmer in Azathoth's eye!

And yet you still haven't learned to adapt, to change. We've become much more effective while you insist on your archaic form.

swinging...... swinging........day drops dressed in........blue like.........sea........land....all... is.....one.....expect...........you..........pervade unity......................unacceptable.......ungrateful......forever cahotic.........my beautiful world............undone..............................................g...................o........o....................o.........d............b................y............e.........s.....l.......i..............m........e................f........o..............r...e................v.....e.............r

-is in bar-

I dont get it bartender. Everyone goes insane from seeing me...is there a chance there are people who can be my friend?

bartender:HGBHN Yygg GTHG Tf

thanks I think....

FOOLS! YOU KNOW NOT WHAT TWISTED POWERS YOU TRIFLE WITH! HEAR THE VOICE OF MADNESS!! FEEL YOUR PATHETIC MINDS SLIP AWAY!! ASH'NUUL ARGFRACKAKISS BRIJH'JORK NAAL!

You're not even pronouncing it right!

I like this lot.

Yes?

drunk driving

cops caught me taking me away giving me typeriter

why ?

no erase that erase that erase that erase that we dont need the others seeing it to soon

that would not be what they wanted

why are the police drawing guns

erase that

Little pigs

let me come

in

wolf needs food too

(:)a

/.:)

and the

cattle

(:-:/

is already dead. (:_:/

It was nice while it lasted. Good bye.

edited 13th Jan '11 10:07:15 PM by Scardoll

Nnh! Ha! Huh huh huh! I'm the-ha-I'm the bunion in your foot! Ha ha ha ha! No s-heh ha ha-no stoppin- hhA HA HA HA HA! Everone's-everyon's @%#/ing insane! Huh huh ha ha ha ha! I'm the nightmare you never had! HA HA! BREAD!

'̧̑̏̍̽͋'́ͦͯͣ͒ͤ'̅ͫH̾̓̂W̆͑͒̚͡O͊Ö͂̐ͨ͆͗Oͧ̔̏ͥ̚Ȏͭ̎͊̉́O͗͋ͤ̉͡Ȍ̌̂ͣŐ̔ͬͯ̏Ő̀̇̌ͮ̽O̓̍ͧ̅̎͘O̍͋̏̀̀̂B͌̾͊ͩ͞'ͭ̐ͧ̆̿̆̇'̧͗ͨ̃̒ͣ͋'̂ͤ̽̆ͦ̎ ̏ ̕'̴͛ͥͩͩ̚̚'͠'́ͥ̍̚͜ĖR̶͑̃̐EH̨̑͛ ̏̎̒ͮ̈́T̴̂ͯ̆͌̈́̑ͦH̨ͨ͊GĬͮͮR͋͗̔ ̽̈́RE̅͛̓͝S͑͑̈́ͪ̏̾̓͞N̸Eͩ̋͝Pͩͦͧ̈ͯ̃̉Sͪ͋͑ͨ́I͞Ḋ̈̄̋͡ ̧͌̉̊ͭͮA̡͛͛͂̐ ͐D̑EËͭ́͒̓̽̈́N̶̄ͧ̅̏̓ ͩ́͌ͬĖ̔ͬ̄̐ͮW͝.ͥ̓̒ͫ̓̍ͤ͠'ͨ'̍̇ͮ̏ͬ͋͒' ̨̋̀͌ͨ ͆̏̏͌͒''̈̀'̵̂̍̒͊͒Ȓ̷͒E̒̅ͧ̊ͦŠ̀N̊̉͗̒̾Eͪ͆͒ͣ̃P̊͑͋͊S͏Iͩ͂̑̂̎͊͏D̛̎̀̇ͥ ̄A̎̄͑̓͒҉ ̋ͣ̆́̌̋͏Nͭ̌̒I̷͑̾̏̋͆ͬT͌ͭ̑̄͡C̶̔̄̐̀E̕Rͧ̾E̍̿̔̈ͥ̿ͫ'ͤ̍̉̂̆'̃̌̍͌'̊͗̿̈̈́ ͛̂ͧ͛̈́́͌ ̵̏'ͬ́̓̔̈͢'͆̎ͦ͊́'ͨͪ̐R̓̅ͨͣ̄̒̓͠Ȩ̈́ͮͯS͌̑͑ͮ̾͡N̾ͦ̎ͦ̄̌Ēͩ̏P̈́̀͠S̀͋ͩ̎́I̵͂͑̉̚Ḋ̛ͤ̓ͬ ̸́ͥY̧ͣ̓ͥͥͤ̃M͐̆ ̄͌͂ͪ͜N̍͗̃ͪ̀ͣ̃I̸ͤ́͂̑Pͨ̏ͣͯ̚P̛ͪ̓̓̋A̔͞Ṡ̴ ͪ͑̅͑̈̔҉Y͊ͩ̆̓̐̅̌Pͭ̽̑̐͢S͑͆͂̊҉'͒'̧̽̏ͪ̄ͯ'̶͂͛̍ͤ ̔ ̋̾̃ͣ̅̀''̷'̷̈T́ͦO̵Ư̌̌̒͊̑̈́̓M̍̆͑͆̍E̶̊̌ͩ̍͆E͋͊͌̌ͬ̂V̀͑͂Ǒͯ͜M͞!͛ͩ͒̇̀'͋̾̉͌ͥ͛͘'ͫ̕

edited 14th Jan '11 8:38:37 AM by heartlessmushroom

I'm DEATH! JGIEM VEWBUEQM EUIWQ