ITT: We are in a slasher movie

Well, I'm boned.

-gets stabbed with a rib-

And with that pun, we're now down one man. -bashes Bacon Maniac's killer with the butt of my gun- Take that, evil skeleton.

Okay, here is the plan: When the murderer steps on this pressure plate, it will trigger this cannon to fire tar at him, this cannon to fire feathers at him, and this slingshot to fire a rubber glove on to his head. This will make this wild tiger to think he is a chicken, and it will chase after the murderer. The murderer will then run into this pile of leaves covering this net, and the net will trap him in, and drop into the pit. Then we will unmask the murderer and get him arrested. Does everybody understand?

No, you lost me at "when".

Don't go in that house, ya hear? The CHOOPUH will get you! I'm warnin' you. The CHOOPUH! Stay away from that house. The CHOOPUH is there!

You all heard what Sean said, avoid the house containing this "Choopah" at all costs. Especially if you're a pair of brain-dead teens who can't keep their hormones under control.

Or black.

Or both.

Does anyone else have a plan?

I warned ya! The choopuh WILL get ya, and you should STAY AWEH! The CHOOPUH! There ain't nuttin but bad bizness over there 'till yew stay outta there! Stay aweh! Just stay aweh! The CHOOPUH will get ya!

What if I try to die? Normally its everyone trying to survive that dies in the horror movie.

Then you have no effect on the story by NOT existing solely to make the chief protagonist terrified by the thought that everyone she knows around her is being murdered (not just DEAD, mind—MURDERED) and are subsequently written out of future screenplay drafts.

edited 6th Dec '13 9:41:59 PM by SeanMurrayI

BRT, you plan may just be Crazy Enough to Work, though I'd personally prefer a pitfall, but whatever works best for the group. -comes across the tape from The Ring- Whaddya know, it's that tape where if you watch it, you die in seven days. Well, there's only one thing to do with this. -brings my axe down on the tape, cleaving it in two- And for good measure. -blows the remain apart with shotgun-

edited 6th Dec '13 9:00:11 PM by IchigoMontoya

Hey, look. I found a puzzle that unleashes an ancient evil monster if it is solved. Should we destroy it, or solve it and then kill the monster?

Let's destroy it. It's best not to take any chances.

okay. *covers puzzle in barbecue sauce, barbecues it, wraps it up in bread, then feeds it to a crocodile, then kills the crocodile, then makes the crocodile into a purse, then burns the purse, and repeats until I get another purse* I don't take chances, not even small ones.

That was... thorough. Still, you got rid of the problem, so I'm not complaining.

I found this severed arm hanging from a tree with a note attatched to it saying "you're next" just at the entrance of this place. I think a murderer is coming for us.

Well then, let's prepare for his attack. If he wants to kill us, he'll have his work cut out for him.

HEY, I'M TOTALLY NOT THE OBVIOUS MURDERER!

I'M GONNA TURN THE LIGHTS OFF FOR HORRIFYING-NESS!

-turns them off-

I bet if I turn the lights on, I will see something truly horrifying. So, just in case... *holds katana close to me and flicks on lights*

A Teletubby pops out.

HOLY SHIT- *gets stabbed by Teletubby*

(Runs for her life)