Extra, extra! I am a young scamp!
(Takes people's pennies but doesn't give them their newspaper.)
I am the most fiendish villain of them all! I am... THE JAYWALKER!
-Jaywalks-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
You monster!
Dude Not Funny.
Give your leaders each a gun and then let them fight it out themselves.
But I'm not like one.
I just saved 15% on car insurance...by killing the insurance guy.
Yaaaay.
Total Newbie
-steals the right sock of everyone in town-
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I've been through the desert, on the horse with no name, and it feels good to get out of the rain.
Your army sucks.
*Ties a random wench to train tracks.*
I do believe that you're in quite the pickle, milady!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *Twirls moustache.*
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
Go away.
[Runs gin in a Studebaker.]
PROFIT!
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
-Is making bathtub gin-
My gin is better!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Extra, extra! Those guys are making illegal gin! Delicious, delicious illegal gin!
-Tries to drown Airof Mystery in the bathtub full of gin-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
-sneaks onto a road and plants a DETOUR sign-
Pickpockets elderly people
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Pickpockets Black Hole
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Be green.
-kicks a old lady in the shin-
I am the most evil person ever!
I am bad at picking things.
-has a visable scarlet P on my forehead-
It's just a minor parking violation. Why must society shun me? What are we living in?
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Your army sucks.
*Hides beneath a lady's dress*
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
Steals a belt from a man's pants
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
-picks next troper's pocket-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
-Picks previous poster's pockets-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Extra, extra! I'm drowning!
Aw, gee whiz, my papers are gonna get all wet...
-Stops drowning him, and steals the newspapers-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Everyone who posts in this thread is a ne'er-do-well.
robs a bank and makes his escape on a penny-farthing
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