I fall off of a mountain. Switzerland has quite a few of those, you know.
TNP is now editing pages on this very wiki.
Welcome to the Literature club!
I get into an edit war over whether I should be capitalizing the "Ending" in "The Never-ending Story" article, I create dummy accounts to continue after I get banned, a mod gets angry and traces me back to my IP address in order to shut me up with a rifle.
TNP is playing Sburb.
edited 12th Apr '16 6:27:06 PM by cake1
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
Red Like Santa
I get vaporized by Lord English. It's a heroic death.
TNP is in a reality tv show.
Now known as Cyber Controller
I shoot myself to get out of that hellhole.
TNP is Batman.
(clears throat) I'm Batman. (repeats this so many times that the Joker gets annoyed and shoots me)
TNP is playing Flappy Bird.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
I get so frustrated with the game that I throw my device against the wall. It bounces back and cracks my head open.
TNP is playing Super Smash Bros.
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
I lose and I smashed my head to the console.
TNP is kindergarten teacher.
edited 13th Apr '16 6:43:08 PM by TheEngineer24
[REDACTED]All of my students are Creepy Children, and they gang up on me and kill me.
TNP is unwrapping a chocolate bar.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Just an average SMT player
The wrapper is razor sharp and slashes my jugular.
TNP is locked in a padded room.
The mental hospital (or whatever building this room is in) suddenly collapses.
TNP digs up buried treasure.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
The chest is actually a monster that bites my head off.
TNP is browsing the SCP Foundation site.
Red Like Santa
I get harsh critique on my attempts at writing and kill myself.
TNP is now working for Marvel Comics
edited 22nd Apr '16 6:25:28 PM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerDeadpool is displeased by my work, so he comes off the page and kills me.
TNP is mixing potions in a cauldron.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Red Like Santa
I fall in the cauldron, and get poisoned.
TNA is working for a fast food restaurant.
Now known as Cyber ControllerI am killed in a cheeseburger stabbing
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TNP is practicing their Evil Laugh.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
A bug flies into my mouth, and I choke and die.
TNP is playing a trumpet.
I hold a note for so long that my lungs explode.
TNP is catching butterflies.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Red Like Santa
Red Like Santa
bump.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Red Like Santa
bump again.
Now known as Cyber Controller
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
My drawings came to life and killed me Bushido Style.
TNP enters college.
edited 29th Apr '16 3:01:56 PM by TheFarmboy
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Red Like Santa
I get hazed by frat boys, and have a heart attack.
TNP is now a dentist.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Red Like Santa
bump.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The man behind the slaughter
I ask the patient to open his mouth and he opens it extremely wide and eats me.
TNP is running drugs across the US border.
Edited by Superjohn on Sep 8th 2018 at 12:38:44 PM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
I decide that eating is too mainstream and quickly starve to death.
TNP goes to Switzerland.