Who would win? (Video Game Edition)

Have we already done "Headcrabs Vs. The Flood"?

i do not think so...

Raidou Kuzunoha the 14th vs Guts

The Enderdragon vs Alduin.

Ah

I've played everything between Half-Life and Episode 2, but I've only played Combat Evolved, so I know more about Headcrabs than The Flood.

edited 23rd Jan '13 10:13:12 AM by DemoralizedAnt

I think the Flood might beat out head crabs.

The Flood wins hands down.

Flood have greater numbers and know how to use weapons, albeit with less skill than an actual soldier (at least the ones I've seen in Halo 1). Headcrab Zombies are way too slow to handle even one Infection Form. Fast Zombies, Zombines and Gonomes (the evolved Zombies from Opposing Force) could manage against most Combat Forms if there is enough of them (and if they don't get screwed over by a Zombine grenade), but they would still get eaten alive by Infectors. A Gonarch (Queen Headcrab), however, could withstand a prolonged siege from the Flood.

x5: From what little I have played of Skyrim, probably Alduin. The Enderdragon, while an Eldritch Abomination, doesn't seem to utilize the Thu'um (if I spelled that right).

A turret from Portal VS a Sentry from Team Fortress 2. (I'm doing something wrong with the internal links, I can tell.)

Thank you!

edited 23rd Jan '13 1:40:20 PM by NesClassic

You have to add the namespace Video Game before you can make a proper link to those pages.

Also, Sentry, hands down. More durable, upgradable, and fires just as quickly as the turret.

& I think Aperture Science Sentry Turret Vs. Combine Sentry Gun.

Since they're evenly balanced in terms of firepower, in that case, the winner would be whoever tips over first. The Combine Sentry has a slimmer target profile, so I think that it could beat an Aperture Turret.

Hm... Maybe let's try some big calibers this time. Necrogiant vs. Iustitia.

edited 25th Jan '13 8:19:27 AM by FergardStratoavis

no one answered Raidou kuzunoha vs Guts yet?

90% of these posts are match-ups that never get answered, and 9% are match-ups between hideously overpowered characters I've never heard of.

Seriously.

Bayonetta vs. the Negima verse.....

Haven't heard anything out of Negima to make me think it'd stand the slightest chance. I'm pretty sure Bayonetta could just avert the fight by destroying the planet it would take place on.

I'm inclined to say Raidou wins. Guts is big and scary and badass, yes, but Raidou has access to large amount of summoned demonic help, and has his own track record of taking on giant demonic doom. If it were a pure one on one fight, sure, Guts takes it, but if Raidou gets familiars, he's going to eek out the victory.

edited 25th Jan '13 7:51:51 PM by metaphysician

Altair vs Thane.

I guess the former holds the advantage by the virtue of not having what is essentially lung failure.

Thane has telekinesis and guns.

Did you just ask that out of spite...?

Sonic vs. the Scout. Both in fight and best (cheesiness counts too) Bond One-Liner.

edited 26th Jan '13 5:54:01 AM by Elbruno

Ah, no. I like Thane; it's just that it has been a while since I plaed AC so I don't remember what kind of tricks Altair had.

Scout has no chance in a fight, but I think they'd tie in a snark-off.

Altair is extremely skilled in hand to hand combat, sword fighting, and knife throwing, as well as stealth, but he doesn't have telekinesis and guns, and he can't pull Offscreen Teleportation. He'd get stomped.

Can't argue with that.

Sora versus Cloud.

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THAT EVERYONE KEEPS MATCHING? I NEVER KNOW.