feeling blue
The AI in this game clearly was not programmed with an idle opponent in mind 
And then when he goes on the attack you really have to worry.
Snow Ghost
When he finally goes into attack, he dies instantly.
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The Fool
The description of his Green Missile special contains the line "It's Luigi, so this move can backfire".
Poor guy, even the otherwise neutral custom description boxes don't have any respect for him.
I sure said that!
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
"Dedede is already perfect, so his Inhale won't copy abilities."
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"oh em jii such samurai flavortism!"
On a unrelated note: I have noticed that I tend to pick Robin, Lucina, Ike, Shulk and Lucario the most.
... All my "mains" come from RPGs. Huh.
edited 27th May '15 2:00:36 AM by Kuroxeng
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And all of them are known for having a long (metal) weapon. Bone Rush in Lucario's case, but he's also a Steel type, so...
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I doubt Lucario would use his own bones for that. Unless it just means it's a real mean elbow jab or something.
... Lucario has a metal skeleton and has spikes growing out of it's fists. Is he an X-Man now?
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The Fool
Luigi needed an entire year just to have ANY respect at all. Poor guy.
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"Bowser's a real tough guy. When he's only lightly damaged, weaker attacks won't make him flinch."
There isn't really anything amusing about the tip itself, but I like how its title is "Tough Guy" while the rest of his tips just discuss his specials.
Also:
"Unlike Link's down air attack, Toon Link's doesn't bounce up when it hits a foe. If you try to dunk someone with it, you're gonna have a bad time."
Do you think this was intentional?
Call me Willy Whistle 'cause I can't speak, baby. Something in TV Tropes really drove me crazy.
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Considering one of the trophies in Brawl had a reference to "Drop It Like It's Hot?" It wouldn't surprise me.
Oh hai TV Tropes
Really? I didn't know that.
The trophy description for the Fly Guy in the 3DS version references The Offspring of all things, while the one for Samus's Varia Suit in the same game references "y cant metroid crawl?"
edited 27th May '15 9:10:33 AM by BurntMario
Call me Willy Whistle 'cause I can't speak, baby. Something in TV Tropes really drove me crazy.
The translators for the latest games are clearly natives of the internet.
@Burntmario: Goodness knows how many times I've SD'd with Toon Link's Dair.
Moved accounts because meh
Go to your milestones and find the one for unlocking all outfits.
It quite literally says "your body is ready" which is doubly amusing when you consider who birthed the phrase.
Moved handles because meh
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Nintendo (and Reggie in particular) has referenced "my body is ready" several times now.
"We're home, Chewie."
The Fool
NoA's been on their A-game ever since '08 or so. They weren't doing a bad job in the decade orso before that, but that was when they really got good.
It's kinda fascinating how much of a 180 modern NoA stuff is from the early days with their fairly prudish stance on nearly everything from the NES and early SNES era. Now they're adding lewd jokes to the scripts.
I sure said that!
feeling blue
"A short, yet peaceful nap. Oh, and you explode when you wake up, Not so peaceful, I guess"
By far the best custom description
Jigglypuff has weird customs. Jumping when she Rests? Spinning people when she Sings?
But then, she isn't the most offensive of fighters.
feeling blue
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
Still want to tell us you're not one of the best around?
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Not an evil Thievul
"Luigi Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing" videos have reached their zenith. There might be equals in the future, but none shall ever surpass what I've just seen.
I sure said that!