Ahr river
...so...uhm, are you asking for help in doing writing exercises?
Read my stories!
Proud Canadian
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No, I'm just doing it for fun.
YOSH!
Sounds like fun. Let me review a few of my premises, condense one of them and be right back at ya.
When All Else Fails, you have fun and flirt wit da ladies, dats da Drawings way!
Setting should be 1400s England!
Proud Canadian
I like this... elaborate.
Don't feed the plants!
Setting should be 1400s England, and the plot should involve a sexist pie-throwing contest.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
At least one character should be a poorly-disguised Frenchman.
C'est la vie.
There is a myth that everybody knows but nobody believes. The myth is true.
Oh and you need a Cloud Cuckoo Lander they are fun.
edited 3rd Dec '10 6:35:25 PM by HistoryMaker
The poorly-disguised Frenchman is the protagonist.
The antagonist should be his twin brother, who isn't so keen on letting his brother inherit the royal tombs before him.
The Cloud Cuckoo Lander doesn’t understand the conflict, thinks the twins are the same guy. and unwittingly plays both sides.
The Puzzler
There is a 35-year-old Living MacGuffin guy, who believes that he is a bear and does his best to behave like a bear. 
edited 3rd Dec '10 9:35:25 PM by EldritchBlueRose
Has ADD, plays World of Tanks, thinks up crazy ideas like children making spaceships for Hitler. Occasionally writes them down.
Away on the wind~
The protagonist has an animal mascot, whoch looks like a cross between a koala, a platypus and a Pikachu. It can only say 'Niyu!'
There are too many toasters in my chimney!
The antagonist believes that this Macguffin Guy holds the key to opening the royal tombs.
This is not the case. He's just a guy who thinks he's a bear.
Fledging Supervillian
The Protagonist has a friend who is a Blacksmith. He believes that he is on to a new miracle process that will make steel three times tougher than regular steel for the same weight. This is not the case. What he is onto is actually the formula for making explosive iron, which looks and feels strong at first, but will explode with the force of a good sized grenade when struck with sufficient force. Do with it as you will.
ALL HAIL THE WARGERBIL!
See ALL the stars!
Somehow involve Peter Logan's Exploding Paste
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Proud Canadian
So we have the Frenchman disguise as an English man, his jealous brother, some myths (how about they involve Dragons?), exploding iron, and a MacGuffin guy.
Maybe only the MacGuffin Guy can finish the exploding iron bombs to defeat the French army (who want the Holy Grail fo King Arthur) and then awaken the dragon living under the Tower of London, to fight the French dragon? Not sure how to fit in the pie throwing in though.
edited 4th Dec '10 9:30:49 AM by Erock
If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Away on the wind~
No platypus/koala/Pikachu animmal mascot?
Awwwwwwwwww
There are too many toasters in my chimney!
Proud Canadian
Maybe... it's pretty ridiculous and anime sounding.
Away on the wind~
No, my suggestion was a joke.
There are too many toasters in my chimney!
An immortal werewolf acts as a double agent between the English men and the Frenchmen. His true purpose it to get the Holy Grail himself, and deliver it to his clan.
Proud Canadian
Hmm, I'm not sure if I want to add werewolfs...
There has to be a Large Ham butcher though. And an Isreali dragon hunter.
If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Sneaky Bastard
The myth is about a Cthulhu expy and the Mc Guffin Guy is the key to awakening him from slumber. He is really a rather nice fellow that just wants to be friends.
Ah, so he's still a Macguffin, just not the Macguffin the antagonist thinks!
I'd be down with the animal mascot if it were maybe cut back to just koala/platypus and it acted like an actual animal instead of an anime mascot. How does that sound?
Now I can't promise quality. But if this get enough posts and enough characters, plot, setting, and shit then I'll take a stab at actually writing. I was gonna wait until I ake creative writing in Grade 11/12, but never too early to practice.
If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.