From the Oblivon (roller coaster) page:
Was reading the Lamest Edit Wars page, and had to quote this:
Hummus: they love it in Israel, so shouldn't it be in Category:Israeli cuisine? Or is it a purely Arab food that the Zionists have illegally occupied?[1] After a related skirmish on Za'atar, the ingredients were listed in alphabetical order, but was this all part of a shrewd Zionist plot? Don't be silly, came the response: and anybody who removes the Hebrew name from the first sentence is a racist vandal.[2] Meanwhile, back at Hummus an attempt is made to replace a mention that the Oxford English Dictionary says that the word entered English via Turkish with a reference to the Greek name for the dish. Finally, Tabbouleh saw action, this time mercifully free of Arab-Israeli connotations; instead, the question was: can we call this dish a part of Levantine cuisine, or is the very term "Levantine" a European colonial plot to divide the great Arab nation?[3] In the mean time, another attempt is made to expunge the Turks from description of the traditional Greek (or maybe Arab) dish of pita (or is it pitta?), while controversy bubbles as to whether a photo of an Israeli falafel house constitutes "Zionism".
Conclusion: Tasty snacks in the Middle East are hilariously politicized. The talk page for Hummus currently states: "The article Hummus, along with other articles relating to the Arab–Israeli conflict, is currently subject to active arbitration remedies".
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.I never knew Regular Show was so politically conscious.
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagineThere is literally nothing so obscure or silly that someone won't go to Wikipedia war over it.
A brighter future for a darker age.I feel like taking you up on that challenge, but I already know what'd happen...
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!I found this in an article on John Holmes, the porn star.
edited 26th Oct '11 5:04:22 PM by Merlo
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am...Switching elevators, getting too near the ceiling (or under the elevator) or the counterweight (or cables), or otherwise failing to follow safety precautions can lead to death or injury, which tends to inconvenience both the individual at fault and the hacking "community".
edited 29th Oct '11 12:01:37 AM by mrsaturn
They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's LifeFrom Software Versioning: "The developers also humorously joked that they skipped version 4 because "nobody wants to see a Winamp 4 skin", referencing the foreskin of a penis."
There's no kill but overkill there's no kill like no...
I remember when the losses for that were "O Emus - Dignity"
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
^^ What really amuses me is that they cite a scholarly text for that.
edited 5th Feb '12 10:20:18 PM by feotakahari
That's Feo . . . He's a disgusting, mysoginistic, paedophilic asshat who moonlights as a shitty writer—Something Awful"The conflicts, in which vendors raided one another's vans and fired shotguns into one another's windscreens, were more violent than might typically be expected between ice-cream salesmen."
From wikipedia's page on The Glasgow Ice Cream Wars.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And also spiders.Image caption: "A young adult male sporting a Jewfro."
And right below that: "A curly-haired Hadendoa Beja warrior with a fuzzy-wuzzy hairstyle". Fuzzy-wuzzy?
But he has hair?
Fight smart, not fair.Moe anthropomorphism is a gold mine:
edited 21st Feb '12 8:25:46 AM by TotemicHero
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)That last one sounds kinda adorable...
Can I pleaz has that for American constitution?
The whole article on the now-web-only tabloid "WeeklyWorldNews", but this has to be one of the best uses of deadpan humor I've come across:
This is a close second: