at any mention of your name.
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.and then the scout shows up and attacks you with this
...which promptly causes you to explode but you feel everything and dont die
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.And you see a freaky blue adult fetus head calling your name
edited 21st Apr '10 8:55:19 AM by BlaineTheM0n0
G'dayand It says it wants you to rape it with a cactus.
Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?However, it whips out a foot-thick-yard-long stick made out of Bot Flies.
edited 2nd May '10 8:09:24 PM by Eatdembeanz
The bot flies crawl into your eye sockets while sobbing loudly...
and a viny tentacle shoots out of your now dehydrated and bloody eye.
It begins to slowly suck out all of the water in your body...
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘And the freaky blue deformed adult fetus head laughs and taunts you saying over and over "your not perfect"...
G'day...before removing your skin, piece by piece.
"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeecheSoon, you've disintegrated into nothing but dried organs, muscles and bones, nothing holding them together but your veins.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘Though still alive, you are now in complete sensory deprivation and too desiccated to move. In search of stimuli, your brain hallucinates that this is all just a story you've been helping to write.
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableAnd then 'Always' by Erasure plays.
then ur saved by ur scary abusive father
prepare for bullet hellhe tells you that in order to save everyone you must dominate ur mom
prepare for bullet hellA stone pedestal rises from the ground, heralded by nightmarish screeching. Upon it is a lone silver platter. Upon that platter is your mother, who you have been commanded to dominate. She has been tied up and bound to the platter, her genitalia in full view, ready for you to use as you see fit. Her gut has been torn open, exposing the gore within. Live serpents writhe within the cavity, each uttering curses in an ancient tongue long forgotten.
You inspect the rest of tonight's menu. She has been served with a plate of vegetables as garnish. Upon closer inspection, they appear to be the bones of infants, drizzled with delicious white sauce. A plate of her cured and dried skin appears on a ceramic dish as a side. Blood leaks from every pore on her flayed flesh, pooling into a growing puddle beneath the pedestal. From the puddle, shapeless limbs and tendrils of blood rise, each holding a piece of cutlery.
You gaze upon your mother's emaciated and flayed form and shudder. The serpents sense your hesitation and rear their heads towards you. Each head bears your own face, you can now see. The snakes begin to devour each other.
As you unzip your pants and walk towards the pedestal, you have a disturbing realization. You're not a necrophiliac.
But that's okay, she's still alive. You hear agonized moans echo from her slit throat. With each word, more blood escapes the wound, not helping its necrotic state.
Your father makes a gesture, and bows. He hands you a damp towel. You see why: you're getting ichor everywhere. He says you should perform your task, and clean up the remains.
Careful, the flesh will soon fall off the bone. It's that tender. Your father produces from within his gaping chest cavity two skulls, one your mother's and the other your own. One is filled with lubricant, the other with French onion soup.
Bon appetit.
edited 12th Nov '10 5:09:50 AM by AngryScientist
edited 23rd Nov '10 8:52:57 AM by Counterclock
The foul liquid settles within your stomach, and you are satiated, if queasy. And yet, you are compelled to keep eating. The bottomless vessel fills into your gullet, more and more, until you burst at the seams, your organs and fluids spilling out. You are hungry again, so you bend down and begin to eat the new soup. It's...full-bodied.
after you u eat u relize that the soup has a demon in it and possesses u and makes you rape your mommy.and you like it
prepare for bullet hellThe demon leaves your body, and enters your mother. She begins to rape you, now.
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.then ur father turns into satan saying u were tested to see if u would become a great sacrifice to insanity
prepare for bullet hellwierd tentacles pop out and drag u into ur black bug room
prepare for bullet hell
And spews out acidic semen.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake