Das kann doch nicht sein!
"I hate myself and I want to die." - Adolf Hitler
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
"Stick 'em with the pointy end." - Sun Tzu
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Prince of Dorne
"War is really unnecessary. Can't we all just get along?" - Carl von Clausewitz
Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken. Unrelated ME1 Fanfic
In Riastrad
"All war is based on deception. Same with getting laid. BAZING!" -Sun Tzu
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
I'm Only Sleeping
"Being king sucks." Louis XIV
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
...mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon! - Zhuge Liang
I am vexed!
Oh god, now I have to listen to that.
Swordsman Troper — Reclaiming The Blade — Watch
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...Ludwig van Beethoven.
All hail
'Edward, why did you burn my house down?' - Paracelsus
edited 1st Jul '11 8:26:59 PM by Malph
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
Zzzzzzzzzz
"Molto bene, e non si muove" —Galileo Galilei
edited 1st Jul '11 8:10:11 PM by Madrugada
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
bitchy queen
"Shit, my life sucks. Maybe I should just end it all." ~ Hamlet
"Without a fairy, you're not even a real man!" ~ Mido from Ocarina of Time
I'm Only Sleeping
"Vive la Republique!" Napoleon
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Nah, I've conquered enough for now. -Alexander the Great
I'm Only Sleeping
Napoleon could say that too.
"Bah, we'll let a European power get strong enough to invade us!" Any British monarch or prime minister
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Until further notice
'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse.' - Catherine The Great
edited 2nd Jul '11 1:34:22 AM by Pyrite
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
Dog and Pony Show
"Now I have a tank. Ho ho ho!" — Mohandas Gandhi
“Love is the eternal law whereby the universe was created and is ruled.” — St. Bernard
The Shadows Devour You.
^Our words are backed by Nuclear Weapons. -Ghandi, again.
edited 2nd Jul '11 5:18:01 AM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
WARGARGARBL
"I had a dream! A real fuckin' weird dream, man. Nigga's an' whiteys an' shit and we were all together, on big weird red hills in Georgia I dunno? And maaaan, freaky shit, all eatin' lunch and all talkin' 'bout shit and nothin', y'know? An' then there was this giant robot or somethin' an' we all exploded into sweat from Mississipi or sumthin'? Weird shit man, weeeeird shit." - Martin Luther King Jr
Oh God I am so sorry I am going to hell for this.
I'm Only Sleeping
"Marrying nieces is a bad idea." Some Habsburg kings of Spain
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Prince of Dorne
"Forsaken by all sides, I have only the Hungarians to - what? They're revolting? Oh you gotta be kidding me!" - Maria Theresia of Austria
Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken. Unrelated ME1 Fanfic
Sneering Imperialist
"My Little Panzers, My Little Panzers, what will today's adventure be? My Little Panzers, My Little Panzers, will there be exciting sights to see?" - Heinz Guderian
With cannon shot and gun blast smash the alien. With laser beam and searing plasma scatter the alien to the stars.
Dog and Pony Show
"Blood for the blood gods! Skulls for the skull rack!" — Moctezuma II
“Love is the eternal law whereby the universe was created and is ruled.” — St. Bernard
"You know what, I think we've got enough tanks now." - Josef Stalin
edited 2nd Jul '11 7:23:13 AM by Lemurian
Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!
"I think I'll paint a soup can. I don't know why, I just kinda want to do it. I'll come up with an explaination later."- Andy Warhol
edited 27th Jun '11 4:46:24 PM by Malph
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human