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tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
Remarkably Unremarkable
#176: Jun 20th 2011 at 10:51:57 AM

"So anyways, there I was with Judas, and we were both naked. One thing led to another, yada yada yada....." -Jesus

Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
Zzzzzzzzzz
#177: Jun 20th 2011 at 11:27:26 AM

"Bored now." — Queen Victoria.

edited 20th Jun '11 11:27:58 AM by Madrugada

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#178: Jun 20th 2011 at 1:41:36 PM

"Vote Obama for change! Vote Obama for dollars! That's right, free dollars!" Senator Barack Obama, Jan 2008

tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
Remarkably Unremarkable
#179: Jun 20th 2011 at 1:50:11 PM

"Dream on! Dream on! Dream on! Dream until your dreams come truuuuu-UUUUUUUUE!" -Martin Luther King Jr.

MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#180: Jun 20th 2011 at 2:19:08 PM

"Is Bob Ross gonna have to beat a bitch with a happy little tree branch?" - Bob Ross

blacksheepgirl Black Sheep Girl from Chicago Since: Nov, 2010
Black Sheep Girl
#181: Jun 20th 2011 at 3:14:56 PM

"This is a good death. There’s no shame in this. In a man’s death, a man who has done fine works."-Maximilian Robespierre

2012 will never happen, instead it will go straight to 2013
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
Aminatep Vulpes Zerda from Glorious Mother Russia Since: Oct, 2009
Vulpes Zerda
#183: Jun 21st 2011 at 3:15:08 AM

"Only thing we have to fear is the fear itself, because that's a pretty safe bunker. Everyone outside's done for, though" - FDR

edited 21st Jun '11 3:15:21 AM by Aminatep

   I will consume not only your flesh, but your very soul.   
SantosLHalper Since: Aug, 2009
#184: Jun 21st 2011 at 6:17:24 AM

KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL

- Alexander I upon recieving Napoleon's declaration of war on Russia

edited 21st Jun '11 6:17:55 AM by SantosLHalper

WillyFourEyes I have seen the amateur, and it is me. (Old Enough To Drive) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
#185: Jun 21st 2011 at 6:31:52 PM

"Pick up my guitar and play / Just like yesterday / And I'll get on my knees and pray / We don't get fooled again" - George W Bush

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Malph All hail from The middle of somewhere Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I want you to want me
All hail
#186: Jun 22nd 2011 at 5:57:58 PM

"I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman. We got so freaky it was better defined as 'fucking like horny badgers'." - Bill Clinton

"It's my belief that you want to have sex with your mother... because I sure as hell do, she's hot." - Dr. Freud

edited 22nd Jun '11 5:59:08 PM by Malph

So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
WillyFourEyes I have seen the amateur, and it is me. (Old Enough To Drive) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Kraken Since: Jun, 2012
#188: Jun 25th 2011 at 5:01:26 AM

"The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic. My own demise will be worth a million statistics because the camera loves me, baby." - Joseph Stalin.

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#189: Jun 25th 2011 at 5:10:33 AM

I'm hungry for Hungary! - Emperor Leopold I

I am the Emperor and I want dumplings! You want some too? - Austrian Emperor Ferdinand I

Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#190: Jun 25th 2011 at 5:18:04 AM

"I HAVE THE POWER!!" - Samson

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
Zersk o-o from Columbia District, BNA Since: May, 2010
o-o
#191: Jun 25th 2011 at 12:34:51 PM

"Hey guys, you know what what's a great idea?" - Gavrilo Princip

ᐅᖃᐅᓯᖅ ᐊᑕᐅᓯᖅ ᓈᒻᒪᔪᐃᑦᑐᖅ
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Forum lurking fox
#192: Jun 26th 2011 at 3:28:29 PM

On a scale from one to ten, you're an idiot. -Socrates

Sonic hates SOPA
MadassAlex I am vexed! from the Middle Ages. Since: Jan, 2001
I am vexed!
#193: Jun 26th 2011 at 4:25:17 PM

"Do unto others before they do unto you" - Jesus Christ

Swordsman TroperReclaiming The BladeWatch
Snout . _ . from San Francisco Since: May, 2011
. _ .
#194: Jun 26th 2011 at 6:11:15 PM

"Beam me up, Scotty."-James T. Kirk

Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#195: Jun 26th 2011 at 6:14:36 PM

"Beam me up, Scotty" - Neil Armstrong

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
SantosLHalper Since: Aug, 2009
#197: Jun 26th 2011 at 7:45:58 PM

Screw French cuisine, let's try German for once!- Julia Child

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#198: Jun 26th 2011 at 7:54:41 PM

Bah. Austria. - any member of the House of Habsburg

WillyFourEyes I have seen the amateur, and it is me. (Old Enough To Drive) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#200: Jun 26th 2011 at 8:47:31 PM

"Unemployment at a record highs / People coming, people going, people born to die / Don't ask me, because I don't know why / But it's like that, and that's the way it is..." - Ronald Reagan

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!

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