"Bored now." — Queen Victoria.
edited 20th Jun '11 11:27:58 AM by Madrugada
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it."Vote Obama for change! Vote Obama for dollars! That's right, free dollars!" Senator Barack Obama, Jan 2008
"Dream on! Dream on! Dream on! Dream until your dreams come truuuuu-UUUUUUUUE!" -Martin Luther King Jr.
"Is Bob Ross gonna have to beat a bitch with a happy little tree branch?" - Bob Ross
"This is a good death. There’s no shame in this. In a man’s death, a man who has done fine works."-Maximilian Robespierre
2012 will never happen, instead it will go straight to 2013"Meh, you can have Silesia." Maria Theresa
"Only thing we have to fear is the fear itself, because that's a pretty safe bunker. Everyone outside's done for, though" - FDR
edited 21st Jun '11 3:15:21 AM by Aminatep
I will consume not only your flesh, but your very soul.KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL
- Alexander I upon recieving Napoleon's declaration of war on Russia
edited 21st Jun '11 6:17:55 AM by SantosLHalper
"Pick up my guitar and play / Just like yesterday / And I'll get on my knees and pray / We don't get fooled again" - George W Bush
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!"I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman. We got so freaky it was better defined as 'fucking like horny badgers'." - Bill Clinton
"It's my belief that you want to have sex with your mother... because I sure as hell do, she's hot." - Dr. Freud
edited 22nd Jun '11 5:59:08 PM by Malph
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human"You know who else hated non-Aryans?" - Adolf Hitler
/obvious
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!"The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic. My own demise will be worth a million statistics because the camera loves me, baby." - Joseph Stalin.
I'm hungry for Hungary! - Emperor Leopold I
I am the Emperor and I want dumplings! You want some too? - Austrian Emperor Ferdinand I
"I HAVE THE POWER!!" - Samson
"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom"Hey guys, you know what what's a great idea?" - Gavrilo Princip
ᐅᖃᐅᓯᖅ ᐊᑕᐅᓯᖅ ᓈᒻᒪᔪᐃᑦᑐᖅOn a scale from one to ten, you're an idiot. -Socrates
Sonic hates SOPA"Do unto others before they do unto you" - Jesus Christ
Swordsman Troper — Reclaiming The Blade — Watch"Beam me up, Scotty."-James T. Kirk
"Beam me up, Scotty" - Neil Armstrong
"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom"@#@%!" Neil Armstrong
Screw French cuisine, let's try German for once!- Julia Child
Bah. Austria. - any member of the House of Habsburg
"All in all, you're just another brick in the wall." - Ronald Reagan
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!"Unemployment at a record highs / People coming, people going, people born to die / Don't ask me, because I don't know why / But it's like that, and that's the way it is..." - Ronald Reagan
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
"So anyways, there I was with Judas, and we were both naked. One thing led to another, yada yada yada....." -Jesus