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And in most cases, suicidal. Now that's a rough way to go.
"I can't destroy these, I need them for my autobiography!" -Richard Nixon regarding his tapes
ETERNAL
"Dr Livingstone. We've been expecting you... I hope you'll enjoy being Britain's new Martyr" Sir Henry Morton Stanley upon meeting Dr David Livingstone in Africa.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Mad Scientist Wannabe
"What's a guy gotta do to get some privacy around here?" Dr. David Livingstone, upon being found by Sir Henry Morton Stanley.
Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
"If there's one thing Gandhi stands for, it's revenge." Gandhi (really) (sort of)
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Citizen
"You shot me! You miserable dingus!" - Gandhi, quoting Alexander Hamilton.
edited 23rd Apr '14 1:40:58 PM by Lawyerdude
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
Mad Scientist Wannabe
"Conceal, don't feel."
- Quintus Fabius Maximus Verrucosus Cunctator
Our words are backed by Nuclear Weapons - Julius Caesar.
Mikon :3
"Either you're with us, or you're with the Carthaginians." - Cato the Elder
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"I swear, I had nothing to do with the time-traveling cockatrice being let out! It just happened!" - Pliney the Elder
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Citizen
"Let's bone until we evolve, baby." - Louis Leakey to Mary Leakey
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
Hey there! Having fun?
"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle." — Charles Darwin
"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — Ultimatepheer
"Headshot no scope n00bs!" - Simo Hayha
"Fucking camper." - Dying russian soldier.
edited 10th May '14 8:30:22 PM by Gaon
"All you Fascists bound to lose."
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Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"And you're sure that's it just wine and just a fake gun?" - Der Fuhrer
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Eclipse the Moon
"Poland can into science!" - Marie Curie
Still can't into space though.
edited 10th May '14 11:20:41 PM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Mikon :3
"Screw the rules, I have money!" - William "Boss" Tweed
Citizen
"What's wrong with being called Sixtus the Sixth? Fine, I'll go by Francis. But any you sumbitches call me Frank, and I'll cut you." - Pope Francis
edited 12th May '14 12:29:04 PM by Lawyerdude
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
Shut up!
"I aim to misbehave." -George Washington
Fear is a superpower.
"Drop the towel"
Sir Francis Walsingham
Mikon :3
"I fart in your general direction, English ka-nig-its!" - Joan of Arc
"Just as planned."
"My dear sir, care for tea in the Hagia Sophia?" - Constantine XI, 1453
"Yes please! Let us end this nonsense, you shall have your lands and we shall keep to ours. Tea and spices solve everything!" Mehmed the Pacifist of the Ottoman Empire
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"Gotta catch 'em all." - Christopher Columbus
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else"You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Catholic Church, commander of the Swiss Guard! The french will NOT AVAIL YOU, Duke of Bourbon! Go back to the shadow! YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!"
- Kaspar Roist during the Last Stand of the Swiss Guard
edited 16th May '14 10:25:23 PM by Gaon
"All you Fascists bound to lose."
Anything's a Dildo if you're brave enough.
- Abraham Lincoln.
I'm having to learn to pay the price