The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

Well. Imma do it anyway.

WHAT IS THIS?! A PHONE FOR ANTS?!

I don't know what else could use something so tiny and yet so heavy.

Product placement? Chris is a SELLOUT!!! (insert sarcasm tags)

Also, "Dun dun dunnnnnnn..."

edited 24th Jun '15 7:53:27 AM by Fighteer

So we're right about it all being a plot to take over the USA.

We were just wrong about who was behind it.

EDIT: And as someone with hearing problems, I now REALLY want whatever speaker capability that micro phone has.

edited 24th Jun '15 8:26:33 AM by NateWinchester

Eh Iron Man 3 already warned me about the dangers of vice-presidents.

edited 24th Jun '15 8:27:22 AM by Pachylad

Oh, shit, I actually need to do that. Thanks, alt text!

I was already charging mine.

Good to be ahead of the curve.

Boy it sure is good that http://drmcninja.com/ isn't down right now or anything so I can read the current page

(EDIT: ...And of course as soon as I post that, it works, despite "down for everyone or just me" confirming it as down)

(Blah)

(EDIT 2: ...and of course, as soon as I retract my complaint, it starts acting up. This is like Schrodinger's website.)

edited 24th Jun '15 9:55:30 AM by ShadowHog

I think you mean it's like a website. Is it there? Is it not? META!

Finally caught up with this webcomic again. I think it's been an entire year since I read it? Maybe more?

Anyways, hello everyone.

Hey Victin! Wheredja last leave out on?

Back when McNinja was still disguise as Mc Luchador.

I'm... not sure of the constitutionality of that move...

She's The President Badass, she can do whatever she fucking wants.

Clearly, what we are seeing here is the result of Doc's universe being between ours and the Radical Lands. It's legal because it's awesome.

Similar to DCU legal theory I would totally watch a radical world/WWE legality show.

• "And here we see the speaker of the house using a suplex, ratified as allowable thanks to the twelfth amendment."
• "That's right, Bob, but you've got to be careful about using such a move so early in the committee process otherwise you'll have nothing to fall back on during the bill rider debates."
• "Hang on, I see the minority caucus leader has just used an illegal drop kick."
• "The chief justice isn't happy about that. He's really chewing—"
• "CONGRESSMAN PHILIPS HAS THE CHAIR! PHILIPS HAS THE CHAIR!"
• "Ow! He hit the Speaker right when the Chief Justice's back was turned. What do you think, Bob? Will this cost him during the election year?"
• "Tough to say. Philips district is known as one of the rougher ones in the nation, but I think the latest Gallup has the Speaker highly regarded there. This could mean we'll see his challenger issuing a cage match request per the 3rd amendment."

edited 26th Jun '15 11:10:59 AM by NateWinchester

What does this make Vince McMahon?

Also, Bully Demise for president. Y'know, after our current president's terms are up.

edited 26th Jun '15 12:18:46 PM by ShadowHog

Vince would obviously be in charge of CSPAN in that world.

Filibusters put emphasis on the last two syllables.

And we won't even get into what cloture involves...

Jesus Christ that face.

Tiny spy has some serious balls.

Dude had a job spying on a ninja, a gorilla, and a guy with the Mustache of Authority™. That's not a gig for someone without moxie.

edited 29th Jun '15 12:56:33 AM by rikalous

To be fair, he has suddenly felt a lot taller.

He didn't even do that plumbing stuff. They hired someone else for that.

That little hidey hole he has needs plumbing, too.