The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

When has that stopped this series?

27p71. It could!

27p72. It probably won't!

edited 2nd Jul '14 1:36:53 PM by ShadowHog

And now I wonder how good of a pinball player a ninja would be.

—R.J.

27p73. It didn't!

Man, Doc's spent almost this entire arc getting his shit pushed in. Guess he really did need all those extra years to get good.

Well, that's gonna leave a bruise.

We've learned a lot about that math formula back in "Army of One''. Back then we learned that gorilla + rocket launcher > ninja. And that's obviously true. Now we know that gorilla ≈ ninja, they're roughly equal and it must be judged on a case by case instance.

How does that formula account for three gorillas sewed into one abomination?

Well obviously they add up, however there is also a point of diminishing returns. I'd say 1.5 to 2 Gorilla Power.

so, 2Gorrila > Ninja

I was going to announce "it's easy" and produce an over-long equation to calculate plural gorillas versus ninja.

But, no, I hate math too much. And I just know one of you intra-web smart asses will probably solve it just to tell me I've got my π(X/gorilla) + 2/3(i) wrong

I'm not really sure how you'd convince an angry three-headed gorilla her husband is lying.

Also, this setup is just begging for a Monkey Island reference.

Sadly, Gorillas are Apes, not Monkeys.

Semantics.

That's the kind of sloppy semantic mistake that'd get Judy to throw you out of the office the hard way.

Ook.

—R.J.

27p75: I'm sure that the relevance of this will get explained sooner or later.

Meanwhile I am just laughing at Judy's facial expressions.

Performing mystic hand signs that coincidentally match up to an infodump about a community college? Distracting the revived gorilla with irrelevant information?

Probably distracting/putting asleep the Frakengorilla with lights.

Also Adisa's insane face looks creepy. They tend to, but still.

I expect Judy to pull a shoryuken any moment now.

—R.J.

Is she trying to overload the translator?

edited 9th Jul '14 8:15:25 AM by Fighteer

Doesn't that just cause a reboot?

Not if she overrides the safety protocols. Remember, boys, if it uses power of any sort, it can be turned into a weapon by using all the power at once.

Seriously, though, if Judy does weaponize the translator, it would explain why she doesn't have it after she and Doc join up later. I envision her becoming some kind of pariah among her kind and having nowhere else to turn — that or feeling that she owes Doc some kind of life-debt, but that's been done so much that it would almost have to be parodied. This is Doctor McNinja, after all.

edited 9th Jul '14 8:18:35 AM by Fighteer

I'm still hoping she just needs to intern for her medical degree and picks Doc since she knows him. XD