Crowning Moment of Funny: Too many to count. Sydney roaring at the guy who stepped in the dog's poop, Peter's attempts to scream or to sound cool, Doug calling Peter a whore...the list goes on.
- Virtually any time Peter tries to be cool.
- "I will see you then, or I will see you at another time!"
- "Laters on the menjay." This troper still can't watch this bit without pausing the movie to piss himself laughing for a few minutes.
- The exchange between Peter's father and brother after Peter explains that he never had good friends because his family moved around a lot.
Father: Well, Robbie always managed to have friends. Of course, he probably wanted to suck their dicks.
Robbie: No mom, its true, I totally did.
- "Return the favor", Sydney slyly telling Zooey in front of her entire family that she should give blowjobs to Peter more often.
- "Elmo". EVERYTHINGYAGOT!
- One of Peter's costumers is right - the billboards are hysterical.