YMMV / By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept

• Draco in Leather Pants: Petunia, Dudley and Tobias.
• Jerkass Woobie: Theodora. Her own mother forced her to take an Unbreakable Vow when she was just a child, which makes Cato think she's The Woobie, but it turns out she's this.
• The Woobie:
  • Most of the Mayhews. Catullus Mayhew is little better than a Squib and his own father experiments on him, Cicero Mayhew is murdered by Tom Riddle, and Cato Mayhew's girlfriend sells him out to Riddle and his son loathes him.
  • Tobias Snape. He married an utterly unsuitable woman, his own son put him under a compulsion spell, and he had a nervous breakdown when it finally wore off.
  • Elvira. Her boyfriend murdered her and she's stuck haunting her ex-husband's house until someone solves her murder.

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