History YMMV / BrandonsCultMovieReviews

** The fact that three of the movies he's reviewed (''Film/{{Starcrash}}'', ''Film/TheLandThatTimeForgot'', and ''At the Earth's Core'') ended up on ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', one of his biggest influences.

** In his ''[[Film/EbirahHorrorOfTheDeep Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster]]'' review, Brandon makes a joke about how the '60s were the only era where Carlton Banks could've ever won a dancing competition. Flash forward to afterwards and Carlton's actor, Creator/AlfonsoRibeiro, has won ''Series/DancingWithTheStars''.

* SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments: His ending tribute to Doug [=McClure=], which sounds off with "keep fighting that big rubber dinosaur [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence in the sky]]'' over a soaring cover of Music/EnnioMorricone's "[[Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly The Ecstasy of Gold]]" (before being muted for copyright claims).

* CowboyBebopAtHisComputer: In his ''For Your Height Only'' review, when Weng Weng interrogates a mook on the whereabouts of Mr. Kaizer over an hour in the movie, Brandon suddenly questions "WHO'S MR. KAISER?", as if it was the first time the name was being established. The thing is, Weng Weng was actually questioning where Mr. Kaiser was much earlier in the movie, at least more than once.

* SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments: His ending tribute to Doug [=McClure=], which sounds off with "keep fighting that big rubber dinosaur [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence in the sky]]'' over a soaring cover of "[[Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly The Ecstasy of Gold]]" (before being muted for copyright claims).

* JustHereForGodzilla: Or Godzilla reviews, to be precise. He regularly notes just how many comments he gets on his videos to review Godzilla movies, to the point of having [[RuleOfThree three fakeouts]] during his Film/RikiOhTheStoryOfRicky review.

* CriticalResearchFailure: In his ''For Your Height Only'' review, when Weng Weng interrogates a mook on the whereabouts of Mr. Kaizer over an hour in the movie, Brandon suddenly questions "WHO'S MR. KAISER?", as if it was the first time the name was being established. The thing is, Weng Weng was actually questioning where Mr. Kaiser was much earlier in the movie, at least more than once.

* JustHereForGodzilla: Or Godzilla reviews, to be precise. He regularly notes just how many comments he gets on his videos to review Godzilla movies, to the point of having [[RuleOfThree three fakeouts]] during his Manga/RikiOh review.

* JustHereForGodzilla: Or Godzilla reviews, to be precise. He regularly notes just how many comments he gets on his videos to review Godzilla movies, to the point of having [[RuleOfThree three fakeouts]] during his Film/RikiOh review.

* JustHereForGodzilla: Or Godzilla reviews, to be precise. He regularly notes just how many comments he gets on his videos to review Godzilla movies.

* SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments: His ending tribute to Doug [=McClure=], which sounds off with "keep fighting that big rubber dinosaur [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence in the sky]]'' over a soaring cover of "[[Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly The Ecstasy of Gold]]".

* SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments: His ending tribute to Doug [=McClure=], which sounds off with "keep fighting that big rubber dinosaur [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence in the sky]]'' over soaring cover of "[[Film/TheGoodTheBadTheUgly The Ecstasy of Gold]]".

* SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments: His ending tribute to Doug [=McClure=], which sounds off with "keep fighting that big rubber dinosaur [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence in the sky]]'' over soaring music.

* GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff: A large portion of his audience is from Germany, as mentioned in his ''WesternAnimation/{{Felidae}}'' review, where he avoids doing a Nazi joke to not piss them off. He was later mentioned in an online article by German news magazine ''Der Spiegel'', which gained him a huge number of new subscribers, and made [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veL5WP4bFY0 a video]] thanking the magazine and his German viewers in general for their support.

** In his ''[[Film/EbirahHorrorOfTheDeep Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster]]'' review, Brandon makes a joke about how the '60s were the only era where Carlton Banks could've ever won a dancing competition. Flash forward to afterwards and Carlton's actor, Alfonso Ribeiro, has won ''Series/DancingWithTheStars''.

* HilariousInHindsight: In his Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster review, Brandon makes a joke about how the 60's was the only era where Carlton Banks could've ever won a dancing competition. Flash forward to afterwards and Carlton's actor, Alfonso Ribeiro, has won Dancing With the Stars.

* GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff: A large portion of his viewers come from Germany, as mentioned in his ''WesternAnimation/{{Felidae}}'' review, where he avoids doing a Nazi joke to not piss them off. He was later mentioned in an online article by German news magazine ''Der Spiegel'', which gained him a huge number of new subscribers, and made [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veL5WP4bFY0 a video]] thanking the magazine and his German viewers in general for their support.

* CriticalResearchFailure: In his For Your Height Only review, when Weng Weng interrogates a mook on the whereabouts of Mr. Kaizer over an hour in the movie, Brandon suddenly questions "WHO'S MR. KAISER?", as if it was the first time the name was being established. The thing is, Weng Weng was actually questioning where Mr. Kaiser was much earlier in the movie, at least more than once.
* GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff: He is apparently very popular in Germany, as mentioned in his Felinae reviews, where he avoids doing a Nazi joke to not piss them off.

** The fact that three of the movies he's reviewed (''Film/{{Starcrash}}'', ''Film/TheLandThatTimeForgot'', and ''Film/AtTheEarthsCore'') ended up on ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', one of his biggest influences.

* HePannedItNowHeSucks: Brandon got some flak for dissing the soundtrack for ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie''.

* SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments: His ending tribute to Doug [=McClure=], which sounds off with "keep fighting that big rubber dinosaur [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence in the sky]]'' over souring music.

* CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming: His ending tribute to Doug [=McClure=], which sounds off with "keep fighting that big rubber dinosaur [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence in the sky]]'' over souring music.

* JustHereForGodzilla: Or Godzilla reviews, to be precise. He regularly notes just how many comments he gets on his videos to review Godzilla movies.

** The fact that three of the movies he's reviewed (''Film/{{Starcrash}}'', ''Film/TheLandThatTimeForgot'', and ''Film/AtTheEarthsCore'') ended up on ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', one of his biggest influences.

** The fact that three of the movies he's reviewed (''Film/{{Starcrash}}'', ''Film/TheLandThatTimeForgot'', and ''Film/AtTheEarthsCore'') ended up on ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', one of his biggest influences.
* MemeticBadass: As [[WebVido/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] did for Reb Brown and as the [[WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob Snob]] did for Pierre Kirby, Brandon does for Doug [=McClure=], highlighting a scene in ''The People That Time Forgot'' where [=McClure=] takes an ''arrow to the face'' and just shrugs it off.

** The fact that three of the movies he's reviewed (''Film/{{Starcrash}}'' ''Film/TheLandThatTimeForgot'', and ''Film/AtTheEarthsCore'') ended up on ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', one of his biggest influences.

* HilariousInHindsight: In his GodzillaVsTheSeaMonster review, Brandon makes a joke about how the 60's was the only era where Carlton Banks could've ever won a dancing competition. Flash forward to afterwards and Carlton's actor, Alfonso Ribeiro, has won Dancing With the Stars.

* GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff: He is apparently very popular in Germany, as mentioned in his Felinae reviews, where he avoids doing a nazi joke to not piss them off.

* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Several:
** From his ''Slaughter High'' review:
*** "[[RunningGag Holy shit,]] [[TheUntwist I think Marty might be the killer!]]"
** From his ''Film/DemonKnight'' review:
*** His consternation after finding out the movie came out in January rather than Halloween:
--->'''Brandon''': Right, because nothing says scary like the month between Chrismas and Valentine's Day!
*** Him stating the opening gives everything to expect from Tales from the Crypt: [[{{Fanservice}} gratuitous nudity]], [[{{Gorn}} gratuitous gore]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and gratuitous guest-stars]].
*** Upon finding out the movie stars Creator/BillyZane and Creator/WilliamSadler:
--->'''Brandon''': I gotta question putting these two in the same movie; I mean, how am I supposed to tell who's playing the creepy bad guy and who's playing the ''really'' creepy bad guy?
*** His explanation why he likes Billy Zane so much in this movie:
--->'''Brandon''': I mean, come on, that guy was ''born'' to play [[FauxAffablyEvil charming yet creepy bad guys]]! [[SlasherSmile Here's a smile that says: "Nice to meet you; now you need to fucking die!"]]
*** His frustration over the fact the movie turns out to be actually pretty good, with an interesting story, good actors, characters he cares about and even a child character who isn't annoying [[spoiler:and gets killed off]], making it ''really'' hard for him to find things to criticize.
*** The Collector's secret weapon to convince Uncle Willie: [[FanserviceWithASmile an R-Rating.]]
** From his ''Film/BordelloOfBlood'' review:
*** "No wonder you don't know where you're going, you are looking at a map of [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Middle Earth]], you idiots!"
*** When the explorers find [[BigBad Lilith]]'s body:
--->'''Explorer''': [[DullSurprise What da... fuck]]?!
--->'''Brandon''': ''(chuckle)'' I think that's the same reaction the audience had on this movie's opening weekend!
--->'''Head Explorer''': This here is the most horrible woman the World has ever known!
--->'''Brandon''': [[TakeThat Leona Helmsley]]?
*** When Lilith, upon revival, kills one of the explorers by inflicting him a GroinAttack with her OverlyLongTongue:
--->'''Brandon!Explorer''': Aaaaaah! Best death ever!
*** This exchange:
--->'''Mummy''': And I don't need to tell you what a piece of shit ''that'' was!
--->'''Cryptkeeper''' (thinking): No, you don't... I ''know'' what a piece of shit it was!
--->'''Brandon''': Hey come on, guys! We are still at the beginning, wait until the end to talk about the movie!
** From his ''Film/SonOfGodzilla'' review:
*** "Oh, thanks God, Godzilla's here! Maybe the giant radio-active dinosaur will inject some logical sense into this movie!"
*** Upon noticing how happy the movie's theme is, Brandon wonders how this music would go with the original movie. Cue a clip of the original movie with this music.
** Him mocking how [[WeirdnessCensor the main characters apparently consider giant praying mantis perfectly normal,]] but won't believe there can be a woman on the island.
** Also, his hilarity that the movie decided having praying mantis growing to gigantic size as a result of the radiation would have been hard to swallow, but believed it would be more credible to have the mantis ''already'' giant for no reason and ''then'' have the radiations make them grow even bigger.
** From his ''Film/DestroyAllMonsters'' review:
*** When the villain boasts the Earth Monsters cannot win against King Gidorah:
-->'''Brandon''': Yes, Earth's Monsters can't hope to beat Gidorah! Last time, it took Godzilla and Rodan combined to defeat him, and now you've only got... (shot of Godzilla with nearly all the other Kaiju in the entire franchise backing him up) [[OhCrap Oh, shit]]. You did ''not'' think this plan through.
** From his ''Film/GameraVsBarugon'' review:
*** "Now Barugon shouldn't be confused with [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Baragan]] which is a completely different japanese monster. Allow me to illustrate the difference: Barugon is a brown four-legged lizardy thing with a horn on its head, while Baragan is a brown four-legged lizardy thing with a horn on its head. Hopefully I cleared that out for you!"
*** "Alright, it's time for [[ARareSentence the giant flying turtle to face off against the rainbow death lizard]] to find out once and for all who's more ridiculous!"
** His ''Film/GameraVsViras'' review:
*** "Gamera takes control of the situation by... taking a nap. Great, even Gamera realizes [[HarmlessVillain these aliens aren't a threat]]."
** From his ''Death Sport'' review:
*** Brandon mentions the main actor took ''a lot'' of drugs during the making of the movie. Cue him preparing for the review by following his example.
** From his ''Film/DeathMachine'' review:
*** Brandon's reaction upon finding out the police somehow diagnosed someone being killed in a building as a ''shark attack''.
*** "Holy crap, the Death Machine just killed that guy! ... I think."
*** Brad Dourif's character Jack Dante saying "there is a psycho death fuck on the lose":
--->'''Brandon''': Are you talking about the Death Machine, or you?