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Katy Perry is an Attention Whore
Which would explain EVERYTHING.
'I Kissed A Girl' is about a lesbian (or bisexual girl) in denial.
The random mention of her boyfriend and the insistent justification that she's not REALLY interested that way and the kissing is innocent while fawning over how magical girls are reek of this. Also, the motivation of why she'd deny it so fiercely is there too, she feels guilty ('It felt so wrong, it felt so right.') due to social conditioning since 'it's not what good girls do'.
Katy Perry is an alien
And she's from a planet that has been locked in a centuries-long conflict with whatever planet Lady Gaga came from. They were both sent as emissaries to Earth to try and compete for the hearts and minds of humanity.
Katy Perry is a Magical Girl from an anime who has broken the fourth wall
...and entered our world. This explains the colorful wardrobe, the unusually large eyes, the color hair, and her Blithe Spirit persona. She's a Genki Girl, Magical Girl, and a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, and she just wants to have fun. She's slowly trying get all of humanity of embrace this mindset...and when we do, the whole world will become one big beach party. And it will be awesome.
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