The prediction that the Rapture would happen on Saturday, May 21st, 2011 was made as a direct Take That to FridayHarold Camping, in an attempt at revenge for the very existence of this song, wanted the world to end on Saturday, thus disproving that "Sunday comes afterwards".
Rebecca Black is an Eldritch Abomination, who feeds off of hateRebecca Black knew what she was doing. She had this video made, just so she can get this whole hatedom going, in order to give her more power. Now, she is the most powerful being alive.
The song is about an autistic girl with obsessive qualities who lives in a fantasy world.
Rebecca only tried to become famous to try and get a date with Justin BieberShe has just as much chance as all the other braindead <13 year olds out there.
Rebecca Black is simply a machine built by bad songwriters/engineers Clarence Jay and Patrice Wilson.As with all the other one-hit-wonders signed by Ark Music Factory, Rebecca was a robot designed to have a good singing voice and respond to any command her songwriters/music video shooters gave her. However, the robot went haywire during the recording process of Friday, leaving the singing voice to be very whiny-sounding and bad with heavy doses of Auto-Tune automatically inserted. The robot continued to be overwrought with glitches until finally she escaped the Ark Music Factory's rule, along with the girl in pink, and has since become a full, sentient human being, along with the girl in pink.
Rebecca Black is a Magnificent Bastard knows exactly what she's doing.
Sunday is followed by Monday.Think about it. What this means for Tuesday, or, if you want to get really ambitious, Wednesday, is unknown at this point.
Beavis And Butthead will watch the video in the reboot of their series.You know you want it to happen. What made me think about it is how one of the voices in the death metal remix sounds exactly like Beavis.
Rebecca Black will turn into a One-Hit-Point Wonder.Who will only die if she gets killed. Otherwise, she will be immortal.
Rebbecca is a Promoted Fangirl of Justin Bieber.Since his video, Baby, was infamous for its millions of dislikes, as well as being labeled as "The worst song ever", Justin decided to hold a secret singing competition for his fangirls. Upon hearing Rebbecca, he knew that he had found someone even worse than him. So, we have a new worst song ever to top it. And now we've been distracted from a lesser, more popular, evil, which is now still infecting the minds of tween fangirls, unlike the song that's hated by everyone with the slightest sense of hearing.
Rebbecca is a malfunctioning escaped Vocaloid.Hence the robotic voice. Her poor logic processes and bad lyrics showcase her malfunctions.
"Rebecca Black" is the newest English VocaloidGoing on the above WMG: Knowing how many people have disliked the English vocaloids in the past, the team decided to test out the new voice by having a Vanity Studio promote it as the new original singer "Rebecca Black." The girl we call Rebecca was either the relative of a vocaloid creator or just wanted a music video and got a discount price from the studio. Unfortunately, the song that the studio wrote for it was terrible. The creators had already paid the studio and signed a contract, so they couldn't go back. They realized that it would be a flop just for the lyrics with the Periphery Hate Dumb , so they had some fun with the song and made it sound like... well, a badly-used vocaloid. Later, they'll release the Rebecca engloid as a parody.
Friday is a bizarro A Day in the Life.Friday resembles A Day in the Life in it's subject matter yet is it's exact opposite. A Day in the Life is one of, if not the, greatest songs of all time whereas Friday is well...
Rebecca Black's character in Friday is literally on drugs.She wakes up, "gotta get my bowl, gotta get my cereal": This describes morning withdrawal, followed by munchies (which implies sating of said withdrawal), not just a cereal bowl. The rest of the day is spent with these symptoms:
The events of Friday take place in the Midwest.In the video, Rebecca Black and Co. are driving their own car. Assuming that the video happens in the US, this is only possible in places where 14- or 15-year-olds can have a restricted license (a learner's permit won't cut it, since that requires adult supervision). For the record, the states where this is legal are Idaho, Kansas, Montana, New Mexico, North and South Dakota, and Wyoming.
The song is really about the Kennedy assassination.At least according to this fan theory.