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troperville

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tools

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toys

Anyone can help Tropes do it:

• Elves do it better than you.
• Trolls never do it the same way twice.
• Dwarves always do it the same way.
• The Chessmaster makes others do it for him.
• Shippers do it their way, and their way only.
  • Shippers make other people do it.
• Aliens make you do it.
• In Soviet Russia, "it" does YOU!
• Captain Obvious does it by having sex. Obviously.
• Messiahs do it with everyone and everything they meet.
• When Martyrs Without A Cause do it, they constantly put their lives in danger.
• All Blue Entries do it until blue in the face.
• Media Watchdogs do it under close supervision.
• Wikipedia does it with diagrams. [citation needed]
  • Wikipedians do it WITH notability!
    • But they can never do it with living people, or they'll get raped in the ass!
    • Likewise, they can never do it with Encyclopedia Dramatica, or they'll get nuked off the face of the Internet, even though numerous users have argued against this practice, including Master Jimbo Wales himself!
• By doing it, you have ruined this page FOREVER!
• Mary Sues do it with everyone they want and better than anyone else.
• .rorrim a fo tnorf ni ti seod reporT sihT
  • That Troper does it out of spite.
• Perverse Sexual Lust can't actually do it in reality.
• Some people do it with themselves, the insuing hotness depends on the preferences of the parts involved.
• It may be Dirty Business, but the Well Intentioned Extremist will do it as long as it has to be done.
• Muggles do it better.
• A Wizard Did It without adequate explanation.
• The Literal Minded do it with their genitals.
• Cloudcuckoolanders do it without knowing it.
• According to your parents, birds do it with bees. (Wait a minute...)
• Pétanque players do it with Balls of Steel.
• Shape Shifters Do It For A Change
• Those with Complacent Gaming Syndrome do it the same way every time.
• Shakespeare did it way before you ever did.
• Butlers were never the ones who did it.
• A Blood Knight doesn't do it without a fight.