Here I describe the darker sides of my personality...including my perversion.
- Accidental Pervert - sometimes, but its also sometimes on purpose
- All Men Are Perverts - played straight with me in real life. I will happily flirt with anyone from the Starbucks Clerk Lady to the fellow volunteers at the museum
- Biggus Dickus - Ladies like it big. Ever since the safe testosterone drugs, its gotten bigger.
- The Big Guy - My muscles, which were made by two years of weight lifting. I love showing them off.
- Genius Bruiser - Just because I am a smart guy doesn't mean you should get me angry. I will ruin you.
- Perverse Sexual Lust - There is just something so tantalizing about how forbidden Made Of Meat, Outta The BLAM and other tropettes are.
SUPERCELEBRIANVANDALISMOFDOOM!!!! Whee! -
Dark Lady Celebrian
