is a troper best known for making empty posts on the forum. He's shy but sometimes will make dozens of such posts in a row. No one is exactly sure why
or what gets into him. Maybe he's just looking for attention. Maybe he's just too shy to say anything at all. Maybe he's suffering from GIFT
. Maybe his keyboard is broken. When Troll Post gets too
active, mods tend to lock the thread to give him time to calm down.
Little is known of Troll Post. Though suspected to be male (As There Are No Girls on the Internet
), his true gender is nothing but speculation. We know he hails from Troll Post Crusher, a small town that according to The Other Wiki
is located "on a landmass, near a body of water". Rumors are that his father has a job involving collecting fees on bridges. Other tropers speak of a legend claiming him to be Fast Eddie
's nemesis. The yin to his yang, both of them dueling immortals over the fate of this wiki (or at least its forums, as Troll Post never seems to edit any articles). That or he's just some crazy guy.
Several attempts have been made to ban Troll Post, but like some sort of cyber-ninja or magical hacker
, he always seems to return. Often he will use sockpuppets
to make posts with strange or offensive contents that magically transform into his trademark blank posts after a certain lapse of time. Despite rumors to the contrary, Troll Post does not have a strange fetish for coitus with people's heads; though his appearances are often rumored to coincide with mentions of that strange fetish.
He may or may not be in cahoots with That Troper
(if they aren't indeed one and the same).
Troll Post has shown examples of:
Truly he is both the greatest of lurkers, and the most talkative of motor-mouths.