Look, we all know that I'm better than all of you. You wouldn't have clicked on my name if you thought so otherwise.
Tropes that apply to me:
- Anything That Moves: I don't discriminate. Long as you're three dimensional and have a pulse.
- Butt-Monkey: In real life.
- Only Sane Man: Comparatively speaking
- Perverse Sexual Lust: Averted. Maybe.
- Small Name, Big Ego: Just look at the description
- Troll: Perhaps
