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About me
I like metal, and boxes.
... that not enough for ya? WELL FU- *explosion* you?
>_>
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CATACLYSMIC ENTRY
Not my fault. Anywho, I am a male Troper who likes the strange and random sorts of things. Widget Series, Crazy Awesome, Mind Screw sometimes even, are things I enjoy. Other than that I am fairly average guy I guess, except maybe that I was a bird -thud, zonks out-
Troper Quotes
- Forzare (Metal)
- DAMMIT I NEVER GET CAKE AND I NEVER GET ANY
- OH GOD WHY AM I A CAR I DON'T WANT TO BE AN AUTOMOBILE
- DEAR CHRIST WHY IS MY ARM ON FIRE
- THE INTERNET KEEPS CALLING ME BACK WITH IT'S SIREN SONG OF WORDS
- I refuse to stop being the most awesome person in this thread. :P
- Don't let the World's Door hit you in the ass on the way out.
- Hey, I got my daily dose of creepy, and Kagami got to shoot someone in the balls with a laser rifle. That's a win/win scenario right there.
- I LOVE MY AKI-CHAN! LETS HAVE HOT DISGUSTING SEX RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! HE HE HE!
- YAR YAR HUMP HUMP
- I don't even see how you could have gotten that answer. I think you broke math.
- DEGESO HAUNTS MY NIGHTMARES, ANTI LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE -An Heroes-
- Stupid magic porn :V
- The porn made me do it!
- Someone needs to make a VN/dating sim based on this thread.
- -nostalgiagasm-
- It's Schrodinger's DYRE. In the DYRE route, he's actually Ika disguised as a lolicon named DYRE. In the Ika route, she's actually a lolicon disguised as a squid loli.
- I want to be a bear.
- snuggles for the snuggle god
- WHAT THIS THREAD NEEDS TO SURVIVE IS FRIGHTENINGLY EXPLICIT SEX
- Don't even start. Go have your kawaiigasm someplace else.
- Because as has been established, lesbians + pancakes = yes.
- DYRE is tsundere for drugs
- DYRE
- after all the onions have been sufficiently snuggled
- Yay! I've been consoled by a loli! I guess I can cross that off my list of things to do before I die.
- When I eat pizza later, I'll pretend I got it from a pyrokinetic 12-year old.
- BRB GETTING SOMETHING TO DRINK SO THAT I CAN REPLENISH MY SUPPLY OF TEARS
- loli hivemind?
- HAY METAL! I MISSED YOU!
- Sorry, I was panicking about homework, then watching My Little Pony
- -ships Sakura/Metal- -well, also INUH/Metal-
- SCREW YOU NINJA PUPPETMASTER METAL!
- I like having lolis snuggle with lolis.
- NUUUUUUUUUU! YOU HAVE TO USE LOLI-SIZED WEAPONS! BIG WEAPONS DON'T FIT ME REMEMBER!?
- I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD APPRECIATE THE GENIUS OF "SQUIDTUATION!"
- Clearly, there should be a rule that every DVD/Blu-Ray release of any anime must include nipples.
- I want to post in this thread but evilneko will be all "DYRE GET BACK TO WORK! D:<" and I'll be like "eep".
- STOP BEING A CANNIBAL EVILNEKO!
- What's wrong with being a futa? It's kind of like multiclassing, except with genitals instead of spells and whatnot. So basically, it's awesome.
- INUH
- Things happen. Snuggling is done, and we can surmise that onions are involved.
- It's a fucking sheep? I'm sorry, Sheepy, but I'm not interested in sheep in that way.
- We have entered an endless recursion of degeso.
- DYRE gets high but won't admit it.
- tachikaze
- my secret liquor stash is in Rare's office at the local hospital
- The sooner I get away from the perverted shapeshifter, Rare, the insane cyborg, Rare, the pervy octopus, Rare, Rare's cat and Rare, the better.
- Wait, there's a cake recipe which involves sledgehammers? I must make this!
- You just got beaten half to death by a girl who was drugged into loving your insane cyborg clone. I am not making this up.
- BecauseImSureSheHasASayInWhetherOrNotSheGetsBrainwashed
- drunken bunny grope!
- Hi, I'm Tachi. I'm nekkid because my magical girl transformation didn't work. :3
- Rare vs Bear loli...not to be confused with Rare vs Bare loli...that'd just be weird
- Alright, who fellated the universe?
- My brain is in a pickle jar in the freezer... because that way I don't have to worry about this thread damaging it... Maybe that wasn't such a good idea.
- Someone fellated the universe, we're all apparently lolis and I'm part bear, it's that bad. Oh, and apparently we're trapped in an endless recursion of time.
- All hail the Bruce Willis bear loli!
- Ice creams are presumably nommed, homes are presumably gone to and onions are presumably snuggled
- I knew that... it's just my coffee cup is still more than half full so I didn't know that I knew that, y'know?
- The coffee machine is not a lesbian.
- Why do I always get molested?!
- Yes, dying was extremely good for brain activity...
- AnnoR
- Impromtu Loni hug!
- (RP dialogue)
- 13th: I really would prefer if I had a name that wasn't Waldo. Or the thing that abomination against all that is good suggested.
- Lonarri: You are talking about Rare, right?
- Gaaaaah Hiyori's eyes without pupils make it go away make it go away make it go away!
- LONI RAEG MODE
- MoreHotYuriActionGo
- Squid... tuation? ... -Shoots DYRE for the horrible pun-
- See! You'll go your whole life without noticing you're tiny and female, and then it just hits you.
- HARDCORE ADORABLE SNUGGLE ACTIONS
- Yes, lesbians eating pancakes will give anyone a craving for pancakes.
- You are being grabbed by a small girl.
- I do have a narrator who needs work... time to get the metaphysical boot.
- Do you want your bacon or not? Besides, I'm sure your family will see nothing wrong whatsoever with your sudden transformation into a magical girl. They'll be too happy about the endless bacon.
- No. DYRE are an entire race of... uh... /-Discreetly rolls dice- /Ah, four. You're a flying loli.
- I'm going to turn tachi into a flying loli to help me kill badfic writers.
- I will enjoy murdering him with a tiny girl.
- You're your own flashlight, DYRE.
- FUUKO IS A BEDTIME STORY READER SHE READS BEDTIME STORIES FOR ALL THE LOLIS EVERYWHERE
- You see, I'm literally downloading you. There's a lot of things somebody can use a vamDYRE for.
- Imagining DYRE as a small twin-tailed girl ranting about how she clearly doesn't like Madoka Magica is a mental image that will fuel my laughter for years to come.
- HARDCORE LONI SEARCHING ACTION
- Vita Anger Theater 3000
- Draco234
- Holy shit, Metal's scared of lolis!
- HELL YEAH! PINKY BROKE THE LOLI PERV!
- No problemo! I'm a super boner killer!
- I want a body! So, I can put my johnson between those massive squirrel-girl boobs!
- A terrorist is attacking the anime convention! And what's this? A man with a chainsaw is fighting the terrorist! I repeat, the chainsaw man is fighting the terrorist!
- evilneko
- ...eep. I have a sheep on my head.
- Uh oh....incoming horny otaku chick.
- Quick! Tachi! Upgrade VERA to turn people into SQUID GIRLS!
- I'm all for Konata paying back Kagami.. IN HAWT YURI SECKS.
- LOL PANCAKE LOVIN
- I sure hope it's not The INUH Cake!
- Now do some work while the lolis are snuggling! D:<
- ILOVEYOUBEMAIWAIFUSIGNMYBOOKSWHIPMECALLMESHIRLEY!
- Mob Justice GO!
- Oh look, it's the Batman and Robin of boobs.
- Frungy likes it PONY STYLE.
- FringeBenefits
- And thus, it is conclusively proven that Arakune clones aid in the development of lesbian shipping.
- This thread has been brought to you today by the Fringeco(R) Slave Collar™! Amuse your friends, enslave your enemies!
- BECAUSE ULTROS MUST BE MISERABLE.
- YAY FOR SQUATGIRLS!
- Clearly, the only thing better than lesbians eating pancakes is lesbians eating pancakes OFF EACH OTHER... Eureka! -runs off to commission an artist-
- STOP HAVING A LIFE. ONIONS IS EVERYTHING.
- Sorry for being gone so long... Since everyone's here now, I'll be ready to go with the finale within the hour, give or take. Just hang out and keep on molesting Metal or whatever until then.
- This thread has been brought to you today by Fringe Co(R) Insta-Bondage Ropes! The amazing Smart Rope™ Technology makes bondage play quick and easy, for the fetishist who's always on the go! Order now! Operators are standing by!
- help me... my brain is talking crazy... it's trying to say there's things more important than boobies...
- Evilneko is Pedobear. THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.
- This post has been sponsored in part by the Militant Anti-Mammary Opposition Response Institution, Executive Squad™ (M.A.M.O.R.I.E.S.™) We Fight to Protect Boobies Everywhere.™ Because Boobies Are Our Friends™
- Therefore you fit over half the requirements for being a Pedobear. You're a pedo, and you're a neko, which is a four-legged carnivorous mammal. Bears are also four-legged carnivorous mammals. Ergo, mathematically speaking, evilneko = Pedobear. Quod erat fucking demonstrandum.
- MacDuffy
- IT MEANS YOU DON'T ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE, YOU CEPHALOPOD BITCH.
- It all started when George Washington destroyed Britain with his bare hands and laser vision. Then created UHMURRIKYUH out of apple pie, baseball, and GUNS.
- Do you want to be molested by a robot cat?
- So many badfics could be improved by Surprise Force Rape.
- JUST THINK OF HORNY SITH LORDS AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY. D:
- YOU PEDOPHILIC LESBIAN SAILOR BEARS ARE THE REASON OUR PURE WHITE UHMURRIKUN WAY OF LIFE IS IN DISTRESS.
- FlameHaze17
- Darn it, was hoping the phone would finally affect Anno. In fact, why does the phone never affect Anno? Does the phone have a crush on Anno? IS THAT WHAT IT IS?! IS ANNO HAVING RELATIONS WITH A PHONE?!
Troper Exchanges
- qui
- Draco 234: Tachi's more than a lolicon~
- tachikaze: What's that supposed to mean?
- Draco 234: You also get high on catnip.
- qui
- DYRE: Then it seems there was a loli hivemind. evilneko, I'm beginning to think that we're actually the same person. Somehow.
- evilneko: WMG -is DYRE's evil twin- WMG
- qui
- Anno R: Cooking with Sakura, a new prime-time show on the Food Network.
- Metalhead 467: "Assassinate your hunger with Sakura-chan!"
- Anno R: That would possibly be the most awesome cooking show ever in existence.
- Metalhead 467: I'd totally watch that show.
- Anno R: And she could be her own security!
- Metalhead 467: Once an Episode, she'd assassinate a target while the food is simmering/cooling/baking.
- Anno R: She demonstrates proper assassination tactics while going over how to make the perfect takoyaki.
- Metalhead 467: And there's a Running Gag about poison in the food.
- Anno R: Best. Cooking Show. Ever.
- Metalhead 467: Indeed.
- qui
- DYRE: By the way, I just realized that my quotes section on Rare's troper page is bigger than anyone else's. This means I'm better than everyone else.
- evilneko: I don't even have one. ;_;
- Me: my quote record is DYRE's e-peen?
- DYRE: Apparently. Also, -huggles evilneko- I'M SURE YOU'LL BE QUOTED BY RARE SOME DAY!
- qui
- DYRE: GO TO BED! :3
- Forzare (Metalhead 467): I'M TRYING BUT THE INTERNET KEEPS CALLING ME BACK WITH IT'S SIREN SONG OF WORDS
- qui
- Me: You mean to tell me Loni hugs don't have awesome healing powers? WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!?
- Anno R: Only on Tuesdays, Rare. Only on Tuesdays.
- qui
- Metalhead (as Kagami): Yes, I'm sorry.
- Fringe Benefits (as Kagamiku): But you're not fingering me. -trembles- Th-that must mean...
- INUH: Wait, what?
- Metalhead: Oh god that made me laugh so hard.
- qui1-qui2
- evilneko: Lulz thread!Anno was expecting TENTACLE SECKS.
- Me: Everyone was expecting teh secks
- tachikaze: I wasn't. But that's probably just 'cause I was expecting evilneko to expect everyone to be expecting that.
- qui
- Metalhead: HEY DYRE GUESS WHAT
- DYRE: WHAT?
- Draco 234: Fail.
- Metalhead: My quotes section on Rare's page is bigger than yours now. :3
- DYRE: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
- Metalhead: This means I'm better than everyone else.
- DYRE: GOD DAMN YOU METAL!
- Metalhead: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
- qui
- DYRE: STOP CRUSHING MY DREAMS! :C
- Metalhead: I AM THE DREAM CRUSHER, DYRE. ITS WHAT I DO.
- qui1-qui2
- Me: You know? If Katawa Shoujo has been made, so can this.
- Metalhead: YES WE SHALL FOLLOW KATAWA SHOJO'S MIGHTY EXAMPLE AND FORGE A TRULY MAGNIFICENT DATING SIM/VISUAL NOVEL
- Anno: THIS IS OUR CAUSE!
- Metalhead: AND A TRULY NOBLE CAUSE IT IS! ONIONEERS, UNITE!
- Anno: YES! UNITE UNDER THE ONION BANNER!
- Metalhead: ONIONS FOR THE ONION GOD
- DYRE: GESOS FOR THE GESO THRONE
- Metalhead: get out
- qui1-qui2-qui3
- INUH: You know, I do kind of have a tendency to do whatever people tell me to...
- Anno: Turn into a succubus in real life, then I'll believe that you do what people tell you to do.
- INUH: Done... what, you were expecting it to be provable online?
- Metalhead: PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
- Anno: Yes. Now provide pictures.
- INUH: Curses, foiled again. All right, but I seriously do have a tendency to follow doable instructions.
- Anno: Well then, I'm going to send you an adress. You need to kill everyone there.
- DYRE: -wants to meet INUH in real life so I can make him obey all of my orders-
- INUH: Okay, perhaps I should have phrased that as "reasonable."
- Anno: Well then, make me a sandwich.
- INUH: I'm afraid I can't deliver a sandwich to you at the moment.
- Anno: Just use your INUH magic, you have that, right?
- INUH: I'm still learning to use my INUH magic, I'm afraid.
- Anno: Oh, you haven't learned to use the sandwich delivery spell yet? But I thought all standard INU Hs knew that! MY LIFE IS A LIE!
- INUH: "Standard INUHs?"... Anno, did you buy a clone of me on the black market?
- Anno: No, I bought four. Who'd get one INUH when you can get a package deal?
- INUH: Do I even want to know what you're doing with four mes around the house?
- Anno: Well, I've trained them to be my personal defense force.
- Metalhead: This thread got very silly very quickly... Can I have a pet INUH, Anno?
- DYRE: ...were you really expecting a thread about KHSAS, of all things, to stay on the same topic for more than four pages? I want a pet INUH too...
- Anno: Fine, but I'll have to go back to the Black Market and beat up a few guys before shooting a giant spider to death to get them.
- INUH: Why am I in such high demand as a pet?!
- Metalhead: Cool. Who doesn't want a pet INUH?
- DYRE: Don't worry, INUH. After a little bit, I'll let you keep me as a pet for a while.
- Anno: Exactly what Metal said. INUHs are surprisingly versatile and obedient. Why, just yesterday I had my INUHs systematicly hunt down and kill every threat to my plan of world domination...
- INUH: Um...congratulations?
- qui
- DYRE: I'm a loliconqueror, don't you know? I mean, I still don't know what that is, but Tnophelia said I was so I must be.
- Anno: It means you are a loli. Who is a conqueror.
- DYRE: So... I really am Ika Musume degeso?
- INUH: DYRE is Ika-sama degeso?
- qui
- DYRE: But was I Ika pretending to be DYRE, or DYRE pretending to be Ika?
- INUH: Both. Ika is DYRE disguised as Ika. DYRE is Ika disguised as DYRE.
- Anno: So, you are indeed a blue-tentacled squidgirl.
- Metalhead: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
- DYRE: Shit, I guess that explains these tentacles attached to my head.
- Anno: Yeah, it would. And, you know, the being tiny and female.
- Me: How about I shoot DYRE and Ika Musume and we stop pushing screws into our brains?
- Metalhead: I'm with Rare on this one. wait, what?
- qui
- DYRE: I am not a ho! I only have sexual relationships with my slave degeso! And I don't even make them pay me!
- Me: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME DYRE!
- tachikaze: ...I...that...speechless...am.
- Metalhead: I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON ANYMORE
- INUH: Wait, seriously. If I have an alternate personality who is DYRE's slave, I kinda need to know that.
- DYRE: GOD DAMN YOU RAREITOR CAN'T YOU SEE I'M FANTASIZING ABOUT HAVING TENTACLE SEX WITH INUH!?
- Metalhead: gross
- tachikaze: ...Wait, but I thought you said you were a lolicon... wmg-INUH is actually a loli-wmg
- INUH: I'm a loli? Wow, I didn't even realize...
- DYRE: Of course you're a loli! We're all lolis! Except the ones who aren't!
- Anno: I am? I never even noticed. I guess that explains a lot of things...
- tachikaze: Like the shortness, femaleness and youngness?
- Anno: Yeah. It kind of explains all of that.
- DYRE: NOW DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!? THE PAIN OF REALIZING THAT NO, DYRE. YOU ARE THE LOLIS?
- Metalhead: And then DYRE was a pedophile.
- qui
- DYRE: I guess we can now pretend she likes to end her questions with "ja nyaaika" or something, but that doesn't work in English. Any ideas for a cat-squid verbal tic?
- Fringe Benefits: ALL HAIL SQUATGIRL KURO ~IKYAAN!
- Metalhead: degenyan?
- evilneko: gesonyaa~
- qui
- tachikaze: -goes back to Hiyori's place and snuggles with onions and degeso-
- Anno: And degeso? ... DEGESO! FUCK YEAH!
- Metalhead: DEGESO HAUNTS MY NIGHTMARES
- tachikaze: We're trying to help you get over your fear by exposing you to degeso. >.>
- Metalhead: YEEAAAAARGH -leaps out the nearest window-
- qui1-qui2
- evilneko: The Onions house makes ANYONE a pervert. Except Loni. Including Loni. It's just taking longer.
- tachikaze: Loni's going to end up being a pervert? I think my brain just broke.
- evilneko: It is unavoidable. It is her destiny. Onions will conquer all! Besides with a sister like Hiyori...
- DYRE: Loni is clearly going to be the perviest of anyone in the onions house. Eventually.
- tachikaze: Yeah, being Hiyori's sister does kinda reduce/destroy the odds of growing up without being a pervert. Also, she's going to surpass Hiyori and Konata?! That...how is that possible.
- evilneko: Loni will surpass Shi.
- tachikaze: But...I...that...what. Does not compute.
- DYRE: I just imagined Loni as Madoka, with Kyubey telling her that she has the potential to become the biggest pervert in the whole world, if she just makes a contract with him. ...I dunno.
- Anno: You would have to break the fundamental laws of reality to make Loni a pervert... at her current stage of life. Later in life, in her teens, it's possible but unlikely it'll be anything more then an extremely Covert Covert Pervert.
- qui
- Fringe: LARGE BOOBS ARE NOT THE ENEMY. I SHAKE MY FIST AT YOUR ANTI-BOOB JIHAD.
- evilneko: LARGE BOOBS ARE THE ENEMY. I PLEDGE MY LOYALTY TO YOUR ANTI-BOOB JIHAD /Fix't.
- qui
- Anno: I'd imagine they've both gone on the quest for the loli grail. That pun was awful and you may hurt me for it.
- tachi: -boots Anno in the spleen-
- meme
- Everyone: DYRE GET BACK TO WORK! D:<
ROCKER LOLIS FROM OUTER SPACE!
The man in the box.
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