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A 23-year-old biochemistry student hailing from Finland. My hobbies are movies/TV shows, literature, anime, video games, listening to music and drinking coffee.

Tropes that apply to me:

  • Barbarian Longhair: I had a long, greasy and messy hair back in high school but not anymore.
  • Big Eater: As a tall man, I like to include much protein and salad in my food.
  • Big Little Brother: My father and big brothers are all about 5'10 while I'm somewhere in 6'1½ territory. Even all my relatives look up to me.
  • Brilliant, but Lazy: I'm somewhat talented at school but I prefer not to read much.
  • Butt-Monkey: I'm sometimes the butt of jokes and suffer from an occasionally bad luck.
  • Cannot Talk to Women: I've never asked a girl out as I lack confidence so I rather not try and not get a blow on my already low self-esteem.
  • Celibate Hero: I'm the hero of my own story of course and have some interest in romance and sexuality but not that much to actually have the courage to embrace it. I've perfectly accustomed to the idea of living in celibacy my entire life.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Everyone has their moments. Even I do.
  • Consummate Liar: I used to have a compulsive tendency to lie as I found getting caught to be exciting.
  • Covert Pervert: I might have innocent, cute and baby-faced looks but deep down inside I am something of a pervert.
  • Drives Like Crazy: Sometimes and not proud of it in the slightest. Speed limits are just not made for me. Especially for someone like me who has worked as a part-time mailman.
  • The Friend Nobody Likes: Used to be this in high school albeit briefly because of my weird and sometimes creepy nature.
  • Grammar Nazi: Nothing bothers me more than misspelling and misuse of vocabulary.
  • Hates Small Talk: I rarely like small-talking, especially if the conversation is about me.
  • Must Have Caffeine: I've been a coffee addict ever since I turned 15. Nowadays I drink up to four cups of coffee a day.
  • Lean and Mean: Not so much on the mean part, but definitely on the side of lean. I'm roughly 6'2 but weight only about 156 lbs. Not underweight but that's pretty slim.
  • Male Gaze: I check out attractive girls all the time.
  • Mistaken for Gay: Because of my rail-thin appearance, lack of interest in sports, not ever being in a relationship or even remotely involved with a woman and occasionally effeminate nature, I'm often mistaken for gay although I'm 100 % straight.
  • Nightmare Fetishist: I have a thing for almost everything that is even slightly morbid and creepy. I even find serial killers to be fascinating.
  • No Social Skills: I used to be like this until high school. No I'm starting to get more and more socially skilled as I grow older.
  • The Perfectionist: Especially when it comes to video games but even at school I tend to embrace the idea that everything has to go according to plan. Initially failing an exam feels like the end of the world.
  • The Quiet One: Sometimes I don't bother striking a conversation.
  • Sir Swears-a-Lot: I'm very foul-mouthed by nature and sometimes drop a cluster of F-bombs in a row. Unlike most people, I am actually very proud of my use of profanity as I find it to relieve stress.
  • The Stoic: I don't like showing my emotions aside from occasional happiness.
  • Sweet Tooth: I especially like chocolate and pastries.
  • Tall, Dark, and Snarky / Tall, Dark, and Handsome: How I consider myself.

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