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- Do Not Call Me Paul: Dispised his birth name with a passion. See also Berserk Button
- Goofy Print Underwear: Often wears Superman briefs when wearing a suit.
- Porn Stash: Not the least bit embarrassed by it.
- Badass Longhair: Mostly Averted. Has long hair, but is hardly a badass.
- Neo-Paganism
- Military Academy: Never attended one, but cheers for Navy in College football.
- The Teetotaler: Not completely, but drinks so rarely that he may as well be.
- Even the Guys Want Him: Not himself, but for a heterosexual, he seems to have a crush on John Barrowman. Then again, who wouldn't?
- Cloudcuckoolander: Dances at random in the middle of Wal-mart. Carries a sonic screwdriver with him everywhere he goes. Talks about subjects that many consider taboo. Listened to John Williams while working at a gas station. Openly admits to being a huge Power Rangers fan. Worships Athena. Yeah... also...
- The Cuckoolander Was Right: With a 9th grade education, tested in the top 1% in Social Studies, 2% in Science, and 3% in Reading/Writing Skills compared to high school seniors. Also answers most bible questions correctly despite being a non-Christian.
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