Trope My Life
- All Gays Are Promiscuous: Doing nothing to subvert the stereotype.
- Blessed Are The Cheesemakers: And dairy workers in general.
- Deadpan Snarker
- Gratuitous English
- I Was Quite a Fashion Victim: No pictures exist of "Archie: The Long-Haired College Years". And for good reason.
- The Linus: Up until college. Then I went to English major, where I was one of the most level-headed people there. Man, that was frightening.
- Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places: Apparently.
- Man Child
- Seinfeldian Conversation