Tear Jerker / Calvin and Hobbes

  • Some of the Little Known Facts that Calvin's dad recites are quite cruel. He claims that while most babies are bought from Sears, Calvin was a Blue Light Special at K Mart. Also, he tells Calvin that he grew from a grub and pupated at age two.
  • The fact that no one is ever happy during family vacations except Calvin's dad. Calvin's miserable by the end of it, Mom is a grump without her coffee and being woken up at dawn, and Calvin's dad keeps taking them to various islands for camping. (Bill Watterson later confirmed that his dad would do the same thing.)
  • Stupendous Man never wins in any of his storylines. Calvin tries to claim that he gets "Moral victories".
    • Also, compared to how Calvin normally behaves, in one arc he changes into Stupendous Man to try and pass a test at school. If he had simply told Miss Wormwood what it was, she may not have dragged him to the principal's office and gotten him into trouble since he technically didn't cheat.
  • Rosalyn and Calvin never get along, due to Rosalyn starting her babysitter stint by locking up Calvin in the garage and then in his room. Calvin then retaliates, and they never really find common ground until he teaches her how to play Calvinball.
  • A storyline has Calvin finding an injured baby raccoon and trying to save its life. He doesn't succeed.
    Calvin: He was just little! What's the point of putting him here and then taking him back so soon?!
    • Calvin's dad has to break the news to him. He's not happy about it, especially, when Calvin starts to Cry Cute loudly and says he can can't believe the raccoon is gone.
    • Hobbes and Calvin while talking about it promise that they're not going to leave each other.
    • This story has a bit of Reality Subtext to it, as Watterson said it "just wrote itself" when his wife found a dead kitten one day.
  • The Christmas strip where Calvin confesses to Hobbes that he didn't get him a Christmas present or a card. Hobbes wishes him a merry Christmas anyway, and they hug each other.
  • "I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up."
    • For reference; most boys Calvin's age would poke a dead bird with a stick. Calvin waxes philosophical about it instead.
    • Another bit of Reality Subtext. The dead bird sketched in the first panel was one that Bill Watterson found outside his home.
  • The one where Calvin and Hobbes figure out that they can play together all night by dreaming about each other, then go to bed saying they'll see each other soon. Seems more like a Heartwarming Moment, until the 10th Anniversary compilation where Bill Watterson revealed that he wrote that strip after the death of his cat Sprite, who was the major inspiration for Hobbes' look and personality. "We can always meet again in dreams."
  • The last strip (and the name of the last book) of the comic's run is definitely bittersweet on a meta level. "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring!!"
  • The unofficial theme song, "My tiger, my heart":
    As sweet as a plum, as lovely as dawn, rolling its tongue over its gums:
    My tiger and me, as happy as could be, sat out on the porch as the whole of the sky clouds quietly over.
    And it starts to cry, softly, on my shoulder.
    We don't want to grow up, but we have to grow up. As sad as I am, I do understand. I do understand, it just makes me sad.
    My tiger, my heart — We're growing apart. We're trying to be friends, but it's hard sometimes to be friends with something that eats butterflies and pencil sharpeners, and I think it would be happier being free...
    My tiger, my friend, my little godsend. I know someday we'll be happy again.
  • The family returning home from a trip (on which Hobbes had been left behind at home by mistake) and discovering their house had been broken into. Dad muses how he doesn't feel safe in his own home anymore.
    "A man's home is his castle, but it shouldn't have to be a fortress."
    • Later, he talks to his wife about how, during his own childhood, he always trusted his parents to fix everything, and it never crossed his mind that they might not have any idea how...which is the same situation he's in now.
    • Meanwhile, Calvin is practically in hysterics trying to find Hobbes because he thinks his best friend has been tigernapped. He even tells his mother that "Hobbes is so trusting," especially since Hobbes is established as a misanthrope. (Thankfully, he was not.)
    "Mom says Hobbes wouldn't have been stolen because he's not valuable. (sniff) Well, I think he's valuable."
    • Calvin's mom's take on the break in.
    "This is something that you always figure will happen to someone else. Unfortunately, we're all 'someone else' to someone else."
  • The baseball story arc. Calvin signs up for a baseball team, but close to the end, Calvin messes up by accident and makes his team lose. All of the other players cruelly insult Calvin, for something that wasn't even his fault! (One of them even asks if he can hit Calvin with the bat.) The kicker? At the end, Calvin asks the coach if he can sign off and the coach says, "Okay, quitter! Goodbye." Thankfully, Hobbes has a better idea when Calvin gets home.
  • There's also the story arc when Calvin has to tell his father that he broke his binoculars, and Dad flies into a tirade lasting for almost an entire strip. At the end of it, a tearful Calvin looks up at the man and says: "I have an idea. Let's pretend I already feel horrible about all this and that you don't need to rub it in anymore."
    • Even Dad looks heartbroken by that one.
    • What's worse is that throughout the story up to that point, Calvin is genuinely worried about how angry his father will be, and it almost makes the reader wonder if his fear is just making things seem worse in his head. It's not.
  • Many of the heartwarming scenes between Hobbes and Calvin become outright devastating if you agree with the interpretation that Hobbes is only alive in Calvin's imagination, and that that's all he has.
  • Ka-ZAM! Watterson comments in the tenth anniversary book that "imagination is not always appreciated."
  • In one strip, Calvin gets sick and as his mom prepares to call the doctor tells him that he won't have to miss school because it's Saturday. Calvin responds with a weak "I know". Understandably, his mom races to the phone immediately.