- XXX: THE FLAMES OF HELL IS TOO LITTLE!!!! I NEED MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!
- 6: EVERYTHING MUST BURN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
- 5: BLOW STUFF UP! KILL IT WITH FIRE! BOOM, BABY!
- 4: Pretty. What do I get to blow up first?
- 3: A well placed explosion can deal with most things, but I prefer not to resort to gratuitous kabooms.
- 2: A grenade here, a rocket there, but that's about it.
- 1: Some small firecrackers for Fourth of July (or other equivalent holiday of your nationality here) or New Year's.
- 0: Fire scares me!
- -1: Yay, snow!
Sliding Scale / Pyromaniac
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