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Sliding Scale: Record of Loudness War
Scale Of Deafness (After Listening To Loud Music)

  • -5: I can hear a pin drop on a butterfly in Afric-OH GOD! GET ME TO A PADDED ROOM! QUICKLY! ITSTOOMUCHTOOMUCHTOOMUCHTO-
  • -4: It's fun listening to people have sex on the top floor.
  • -3: Your heart-beat? I know you're lying.
  • -2: Those two? (Nightclub music) They're talking about cheese.
  • -1: I heard that! Just because you're across the room doesn't mean I can't hear it!
  • 0: I can hear you just fine.
  • 1: Oh, you said 'pineapples.'
  • 2: What's that? I can't hear you. Speak up a little.
  • 3: That's odd. I'm going to need a hearing aid.
  • 4: I'm sorry, say that again? I'm sorry, say that again? I'm sorry, say that again? I'm sorry, say that again?
  • 5: WHAT'S THAT? TIMMY DROPPED IN A WELL, YOU HAVE NO SPARTANS, MAKE YOUR HELL?

- Krrackknut
PyromaniacSlidingScale/Home PageToo Dumb to Live

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