"It takes heart. It takes guts. It also takes cash. It just needs your payment immediately. Welcome to Night Vale."
A Day in the Limelight for Intern Dana, who finally escapes the Dog Park only to find herself in a parallel dimension connected to the House That Doesn't Exist.
Tropes present in Dana include:
- Eskimos Aren't Real: Dana doesn't believe in mountains.
- Suspiciously Specific Denial: Pamela Winchell stepping down was totally her call, and was never, ever discussed in a room with no windows by small men wearing large pelts and decorative meat crowns. That is not how we do things.
"Today's proverb: Look to the sky. You will not find answers there, but you will certainly see what everyone is screaming about."
