After being shaken by a pregnancy scare from a woman he's seeing, Charlie goes to the doctor and considers a vasectomy.
Tropes:
- A Mistake Is Born: Charlie fears this has happened when an old flame calls him complaining about a missed period and schedules a vasectomy to avoid this happening.
- But We Used a Condom!: Charlie has a pregnancy scare in the episode regarding this.
- Contrived Coincidence: The doctor having a baby at the very same time Charlie is about to have a vasectomy.
- Elevator Going Down: Charlie remarks that he was in a slow elevator without a condom with his ex-girlfriend Ironically, the same one calling about a pregnancy scare.
- Girl of the Week: Naomi for Charlie.
- It's All About Me: Evelyn complains that no one has noticed her new tushy and that Charlie is robbing her of grandchildren by having a vasectomy.
- Law of Inverse Fertility: Charlie wants to get a vasectomy so he won't have kids. While the doctor that operates on him had been trying to have a baby for a long time and him and his wife are blessed with a baby while Charlie postpones the surgery.
- Masturbation Means Sexual Frustration: Charlie does this as a means to donate sperm and have it frozen. His housekeeper Berta and Rose interrupt him twice. Rose even comments that it is a perfectly natural way to relieve stress.
- Meet Cute: Charlie gets a date with a nurse named Naomi. Alan points out that he met the woman while she was shaving his scrotum.
- New Old Flame: The woman calling Charlie fearing she's pregnant.
- Oh, Crap!:
- Charlie, when he asks his old flame what is she "late" for.
- Charlie, when he sees flashing lights and a police car is after him as he tries to attend his appointment.
- Charlie, when Alan panics and tosses his bag of donated sperm out the car window.
- Pregnancy Scare: The episode starts with this and it prompts Charlie to get a vasectomy.
- Surprise Pregnancy: Charlie gets a phone call from a frantic ex and fears this has happened. Luckily it was a false alarm.
- Tempting Fate: Charlie asking Alan what if one say he meets the right woman and decides he wants to raise a family. Then next, they see a busy father tending to his crying twins.
