Volume 1 Bonus Chapter: Rentarou's First Love
Rentarou recounts the first time he fell in love with a girl. When he was eight months old, he hurt himself when he knocked over a building block tower, and a baby girl comforted him. The two began spending time together, but when Rentarou confessed to her, she got scared and crawled away.
For the next several years, he made efforts to improve himself in the hopes of becoming someone's ideal boyfriend, getting rejected by girl after girl after girl over and over again.
Thinking about his life story brings Rentarou to tears, prompting his girlfriends to comfort him.
Tropes:
- Bland-Name Product: Amazen Prime, which Rentarou is looking up to buy a weapon to commit seppuku with should he disappoint his girlfriends."Dagger Punishment As painful as possible before certain death"
- Brick Joke:
- Rentarou looking up something to commit Seppuku with online, just like he said he did in Chapter 3.
- The God of Love getting distracted by Castle in the Sky while doing paper work. No doubt Rentarou's.
- Love Hurts: Played for Drama. Rentarou's constant rejections throughout his life had caused him actual, unfunny emotional pain. To the point where he wished that he wasn't a Love Freak and cried thinking about it.
- Summon Magic: The three-way kiss at the end of chapter 2 actually summoned a UFO.
- What Is This Thing You Call "Love"?: Inverted. Rentarou has spent most of his life thinking of nothing but love.
