Milo is running late at a fast-food diner with his friends, so to pass time, they tell stories how they imagine Milo's life is like.
Tropes:
- Awesomeness by Analysis: Melissa describes Milo as being like a robot who responds to disasters by analyzing the situation at high speed.
- Continuity Nod: Bradley has the staff of Krum-Hai from "Some Like It Yacht".
- Dissimile: Zack says that being Milo is like being a wizard in a fantasy game, "except without the pointy hat, and the beard, and the robe, and any of the other wizard-y stuff."
- Engineered Heroics: Bradley accuses Milo of using his "powers of chaos" to cause disasters and then navigateing them to make himself look good.
- Shout-Out:
- Chad's story about Milo starts with him claiming Milo "sees dead people".
- Chad paints Milo as a trenchcoat-wearing paranormal investigator, a la Harry Dresden.
- Sudden Video-Game Moment: Zack imagines Milo's life as being like a video game hero who's prepared for anything, including an interface.
- Your Answer to Everything: Chad blames all of the apparent occurrences of Murphy's law on ghosts.
