Bill assists Luanne by going halfsies on the chair rental at Hottyz, the hippest salon in town. But in order to keep his job, Bill adopts a new persona: The swishy, Camp Gay B-Do.
Tropes:
- Fag Hag: The episode in a nutshell. As himself, Bill is treated with the usual contempt he gets from the ladies. As "B-Do", he's the most popular guy in the shop.
- Hypocrite: The women who swarm around Bill when he's gay, and even bemoan how much it sucks that they can't be with him because he's gay, immediately become disgusted by his presence when they learn he's straight.
- Riddle for the Ages: Just how exactly did Bill manage to work around his army barbering job when he was employed at both Hottyz and with Jack?
- Special Guest: Christina Applegate as Colette and Brian Doyle-Murray as Jack.
- Ungrateful Bastard: Luanne drops Bill like a bad habit when he's exposed as straight and fired from Hottyz. Hank and even Peggy call her out on this, as Bill lent Luanne the money to get the Hottyz chair in the first place.
