Meg gets a job as a lifeguard after saving Stewie from drowning, while Stewie and Brian find themselves as the new owners of a coffee shop.
Tropes:
- Agony of the Feet: One cutaway is Meg in Oz, magically receiving the ruby slippers from Glinda the Good Witch. They're several sizes too small for her, visibly crushing her feet, and she screams for them to be taken off in between cries of pain.
- Confidentiality Betrayal: When Principal Shepherd takes over the coffee shop from Stewie and Brian and redecorates it to give it a teachers lounge theme, he loudly proclaims to the patrons "Let's talk about things that parents have told us in confidence."
- Kiss of Life: Meg saves Peter who wasn't breathing after diving into a wading pool for small children.
- Mistaken for Incest: When Peter falls unconscious from jumping into a shallow kiddie pool, Meg resuscitates him with mouth-to-mouth, which everyone mistakes as kissing, leading to an awkward situation throughout act three.
