Recap: Eighth Doctor Adventures The Taint

"Like I say, sorry and all that, but I think my mum wants to destroy the got a posh name for that sort of thing, Doc?"
Fitz Kreiner

Welcome to the 1960s, where no one understand's Sam's 90s pop culture references, actual police boxes sit on the streets, and crazy people are running around in plant shops. Wait a minute, no. Even Sam can tell that last one isn't normal, and she fights aliens on a regular basis.

Sam and the Doctor go to investigate the nutjobs running around and are soon caught up in a psychological study of race memory that turns out to have been the result of (surprise!) alien activity. An average guy who works in a shop named Fitz Kreiner, who just happens to be the son of one of the crazies, asks Sam out on a date, but their date is ruined by someone getting murdered. Fitz is then blamed for the murder and goes on the run.

The alien incursion and death that surround the whole deal is same old, same old for the Doctor and Sam, but for Fitz it is both terrifying and hopeful. His boring life has suddenly become exciting like he's always wanted. If only he doesn't get killed by some monster or other before he has the chance to enjoy it.


  • All Germans Are Nazis: In universe. Fitz's father was a German, and just after WWII, this didn't make him popular.
    "My dad was a German. He wasn't a Nazi."
    "They're all Nazis," she snapped. "Everyone knows that."
  • Cigarette of Anxiety: Fitz, after everything goes crazy at Bulwell's place.
  • Determinator: Azoth
    "Azoth felt no fear at the prospect of nonoperation, only concern that he should not fail at his task."
  • Everybody Smokes: In the 60s, much to Sam's shock and horror.
  • Final Solution: Azoth's plan to destroy the Beast.
  • Obfuscating Disability: Fitz fakes a limp in the club where he plays to get sympathy.
  • Organic Technology: The Benelisans used brains as computers
  • Robotic Psychopath: Azoth was created to commit genocide against the Beast
  • Shout-Out: to Lord of the Rings
    "Like something out of R.J. Tolkien"
  • Title Drop: "Let us implement the program at a point before the Beast arrive here, so their taint will never be felt."
  • Totally Radical: Sam, but in reverse, being a young person of the 90s attempting to use past lingo.
    "I bet you were a real hip swinging cat, weren't you?"