History Recap / BrooklynNineNineS2E02ChocolateMilk

* CriticalResearchFailure: In-universe example. Peralta genuinely believes that a vasectomy involves amputating the penis.
-->'''Peralta''': Is his voice all high pitched now?
-->'''Doctor''': No! Of course not!

-->'''Terry''': They made me a superhero. I'm so strong!

!!!Tropes present in this episode:

* NeverGetsDrunk: Or in this case: Never Gets Anesthetized. Jeffords is so large that the hospital ran out of drugs while trying to put him under. While the medication doesn't knock him, it does get him [[IntoxicationEnsues high as a kite]]:

* NeverGetsDrunk: Or in this case: Never Gets Anesthetized. Jeffords is so large that the hospital ran out of drugs while trying to put him under.

'''''Chocolate Milk''''' is the second episode of ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'''s second season.

* YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame: Boyle realizes that his wardrobe choice for his ex-wife and her fiance's engagement party is the wrong one when Hitchcock compliments him.

* WhatTheHellCostumingDepartment: Wuntch is stated to be a Deputy Chief and wears the appropriate insignia on her shoulders, but she wears an Assistant Chief's badge.
** [[FridgeBrilliance Which could be a]] ShoutOut to [[Series/TheCloser her most well known modern role]].

* CriticalResearchFailure: Peralta genuinely believes that a vasectomy involves amputating the penis.

-->'''Peralta:''' Alright, we got your PJs on, read you a story, checked under the bed for monsters...\\

** [[FridgeBrilliance Which could be a]] ShoutOut to [[TheCloser her most well known modern role]].

* ArtisticLicenseMedicine: Peralta genuinely believes that a vasectomy involves amputating the penis.
-->'''Peralta''': Is his voice all high pitched now?
-->'''Doctor''': No! Of course not!

* WhatTheHellCostumingDepartment: Wuntch is stated to be a Deputy Chief and wears the appropriate insignia on her shoulders but she wears an Assistant Chief's badge.

* YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame: Boyle realizes that his wardrobe choice for his ex-wife and her fiance's engagement party is the wrong one when Hitchcock compliments him.

-->'''Santiago:''' ''[Bitter mimicry]'' "Teachers need a break ''too'', Santiago!"

Jake and Terry investigate the stabbing of the proprietor of a chocolate milk restaurant.

Meanwhile, Captain Holt enlists Amy's help in sucking up to a superior officer coming in to inspect the Nine-Nine. Unfortunately, the officer they expected had retired and the inspecting officer ends up being Holt's old partner, with whom he has a decades-long rivalry.

Also, Terry is preparing to get a vasectomy and Charles is desperately looking for a date to his ex-wife and her new fiance's engagement party.

* ArtisticLicenseMedicine: Jake genuinely believes that a vasectomy involves amputating the penis.

* TheBGrade: Played with; Amy gets into a borderline panic over the possibility of the precinct failing Wuntch's evaluation, partly because it might mean Holt losing his job (and Amy her would-be mentor), and partly because she hasn't received a failing grade for anything since second grade... when she somehow managed to fail ''recess''.
-->'''Amy:''' ''[Bitter mimicry]'' "Teachers need a break ''too'', Amy!"
* CordonBleughChef: The hipster chocolate milk restaurant owner presents Jake and Terry with an ink-black concoction he calls "dark milk" that uses bitter chocolate to enhance the sourness of raw milk. Jake and Terry are not pleased.
-->'''Jake:''' That's the ''worst'' part about both of those things!
* HurricaneOfPuns: The team delivers a torrent of genitalia-related puns when they discover that Terry is going in for a vasectomy.
* NeverGetsDrunk: Or in this case: Never Gets Anesthetized. Terry is so large that the hospital ran out of drugs while trying to put him under.
* ManChild: Heavy anaesthetics apparently bring this out in Terry:
-->'''Jake:''' Alright, we got your PJs on, read you a story, checked under the bed for monsters...\\
'''Terry:''' Check ''again''!

* WhatTheHellHero: Amy uncharacteristically gives Holt an angry pep talk when the captain seems to give up on impressing Wuntch and is resigned to losing his job. Amy walks away, wide-eyed, not really believing she just did that.

* YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame: Charles realizes that his wardrobe choice for his ex-wife and her fiance's engagement party is the wrong one when Hitchcock compliments him.

-->'''Peralta''': "Is his voice all high pitched now?"
-->'''Doctor''': "No! Of course not!"

-->'''Holt''': "Captain Wuntch! Good to see you...but if you're here...who's guarding Hades?"

-->'''Santiago''': "Cajole up, Captain!"

Meanwhile, Captain Holt enlists Amy's help in sucking up to a superior officer coming in to inspect the Nine-Nine. Unfortunately, the officer they expected had retired and the inspecting officer ends up being Holt's old partner, with whom he has a decades-long rivalry with.

'''''Chocolate Milk''''' is the second episode of ''Brooklyn Nine Nine'''s second season.

-->'''Santiago''': "Cajole up, Captain!"

Meanwhile Captain Holt enlists Amy's help in sucking up to a superior officer coming in to inspect the Nine-Nine. Unfortunately, the officer they expected had retired and the inspecting officer ends up being Holt's old partner, with whom he has a decades-long rivalry with.

* WhatTheHellCostumingDepartment: Wuntch is stated to be a Deputy Chief and wears the appropriate insignia on her shoulders but she wears an Assistant Chief's badge.

* Can'tGetDrunk: Or in this case: Can't Get Anesthetized. Terry is so large that the hospital ran out of drugs while trying to put him under.

* CantGetDrunk: Or in this case: Can't Get Anesthetized. Terry is so large that the hospital ran out of drugs while trying to put him under.