Mother: OH, MY GOODNESS! LOOK AT THIS MESS! LAMPS overturned! Windows smashed! A chair broken! My new coffee table scratched! The dining room set has cigarette burns! The rug is stained! Coke bottles and empty beer cans scattered all over the place! It looks like World War III took place in this house! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!
Girl: You're so right! It WAS horrible! It was the dullest party I've ever been to!!
— MAD, "The Lighter Side of Teenage Parties"
"Have you ever been to a party where something didn't get broken?"
— Snake, Degrassi Junior High