Quotes / Wild Teen Party

Mother: OH, MY GOODNESS! LOOK AT THIS MESS! LAMPS overturned! Windows smashed! A chair broken! My new coffee table scratched! The dining room set has cigarette burns! The rug is stained! Coke bottles and empty beer cans scattered all over the place! It looks like World War III took place in this house! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!
Girl: You're so right! It WAS horrible! It was the dullest party I've ever been to!!
MAD, "The Lighter Side of Teenage Parties"

"Have you ever been to a party where something didn't get broken?"

(530): My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"

So let the speakers blow,
they'll buy another stereo!
Our folks got no clue
'bout all the shit their children do.
Why are they surprised?
Whenever we're unsupervised,
it's big fun!
Big Fun, Heathers the Musical

A Halloween party is a rad excuse
to put your body through mad abuse.
And I might pass out, but it's alright,
'cause I'm Halloween partyin' hard tonight!
Halloween, Be More Chill