Quotes / Wild Mass Guessing

"I Knew It! Insane theories one, regular theories a billion."
Fry, Futurama

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
Adam (quoting The Dungeonmaster), MythBusters

"Congratulations to those who figured this out. In my mind I am picturing a dart board with every available space riddled with darts."

"Yes, you are quite sure that...
That your theory doesn't make a lick of sense!!!"
Terezi Pyrope, Homestuck

TG: that is an interesting theory that has like
TG: mostly no usefull bearing on anything probably?
UU: yoU are probably right. still, i can't help bUt specUlate on sUch matters. it is what i do. :u
— Also Homestuck

Two-Face: The way I figure it, Gordon's got a bunch of them stashed someplace, like a S.W.A.T. team. He wants you to think it's one guy, but...
The Joker: Ah, you're always seeing double.
Killer Croc: Well, you know what I think?
The Joker: *Face Palm* Not the robot theory again...
Killer Croc: ...Well he could be.
Batman: The Animated Series, "Almost Got 'Im"

"We will not be afraid to speculate, but we must be careful to distinguish speculation from fact."

"Conjecture was a dish mostly served up wild."
Eddie Russet, Shades of Grey

"When I consider that Kojima has explained some of the hidden meaning in the game over the years, but never acknowledged theories like mine, I wonder whether heís really that good at hiding his secrets, or if Iíve been barking up the wrong tree like a conspiracy theorist connecting too many dots."
Terry Wolf on the MGS2 "VR Theory"