"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
"Congratulations to those who figured this out. In my mind I am picturing a dart board with every available space riddled with darts."
— Tom Siddell, Gunnerkrigg Court author's commentary
"Yes, you are quite sure that...
That...
That your theory doesn't make a lick of sense!!!"
— Terezi Pyrope, Homestuck
TG: that is an interesting theory that has like
TG: mostly no usefull bearing on anything probably?
UU: yoU are probably right. still, i can't help bUt specUlate on sUch matters. it is what i do. :u
— Also Homestuck
Two-Face: The way I figure it, Gordon's got a bunch of them stashed someplace, like a S.W.A.T. team. He wants you to think it's one guy, but...
The Joker: Ah, you're always seeing double.
Killer Croc: Well, you know what I think?
The Joker: *Face Palm* Not the robot theory again...
Killer Croc: ... Well he could be.
The Joker: Ah, you're always seeing double.
Killer Croc: Well, you know what I think?
The Joker: *Face Palm* Not the robot theory again...
Killer Croc: ... Well he could be.
— Batman: The Animated Series, "Almost Got 'Im"
"We will not be afraid to speculate, but we must be careful to distinguish speculation from fact."
"Conjecture was a dish mostly served up wild."
— Eddie Russet, Shades of Grey
"When I consider that Kojima has explained some of the hidden meaning in the game over the years, but never acknowledged theories like mine, I wonder whether he’s really that good at hiding his secrets, or if I’ve been barking up the wrong tree like a conspiracy theorist connecting too many dots."
"Though St. John the Evangelist saw many strange monsters in his vision, he saw no creature so wild as one of his own commentators."
"But hey, that's just a theory... a Game Theory! Thanks for watching."
— Matthew Robert "MatPat" Patrick, Game Theory
