Quotes / Weather Report

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"We can build a weapon that mimics the furnace of our sun and the winds of Neptune, but can’t predict the weather more than a few minutes ahead of time."

— Michael Stevens, Vsauce, "Cruel Bombs"

Tom Tucker: Welcome back to Quahog Five News, and now here is Ollie Williams with the BlaccuWeather forecast. Ollie?"

Ollie: ITS GONNA RAIN!!

Tom: Thanks, Ollie.

— Family Guy, "Family Guy S 3 E 9 Mr Saturday Knight"

Tom Tucker: In local news, we have more on the approach of Hurricane RuPaul, which is working his or her way up the coast. Let's go live to Ollie Williams with the BlaccuWeather report. Ollie?

Ollie Williams: IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!!

Tom: Sounds rough, Ollie. Did you bring your umbrella with you?

Ollie: HAD ONE!

Tom: Where is it now?

Ollie: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!!!

Tom: Anything we can do for you?

Ollie: BRING ME SOME SOUP!!

Tom: What kind?

Ollie: CHUNKY!!!

— Family Guy, "Family Guy S 4 E 12 Perfect Castaway"

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