Patchy: Say, you didn't bring SpongeBob with you, did you? Gee, I sure hope he got his invitation.
SpongeBob: (holding invitation, the ink on it running) I'd sure like to go to this party, but I can't read the invitation!
Patrick: Me neither.
SpongeBob: Whoever sent this obviously has no idea about the physical limitations of life underwater. Well, might as well throw these in the fire! (throws note onto the burning campfire)
SpongeBob: (holding invitation, the ink on it running) I'd sure like to go to this party, but I can't read the invitation!
Patrick: Me neither.
SpongeBob: Whoever sent this obviously has no idea about the physical limitations of life underwater. Well, might as well throw these in the fire! (throws note onto the burning campfire)
"If we're underwater, how come the beer stays in the mug?"
— Inspector Gill, Fish Police
"Yo, that was crazy, right? Who knew? Everything's set, it's on lock, we good to go, we in the money, and he trips underwater! Who in the halibut trips underwater? And by the way... on what?"
— Oscar, Shark Tale
"Here's a question, though: why is this shit, like, on fire... under the sea? ...We'll never know. 'cause fuck it."
— Jim Sterling, while playing Zen Fish Simulator
"Again, there's fire underwater? Really? And smoke? Despite the fact that we are at the bottom of the ocean, underwater, there is fire. Alright, whatever."
— PhantomStrider, on SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krabby Patty Creature Feature", "Top 5 Creepiest Spongebob Episodes"
"Water in the fire, why? Water in the w-fire, WHY?! (beat) Ah, not understand."
— Inugami Korone, in response to dying when running into a firebar in the water section of World 8-4 in Super Mario Bros.
Zoidberg: (underwater) My home, it burned down! How did this happen!?
Hermes: That's a very good question.
Bender: (picking up his still-lit cigar from the underwater ruins) So, that's where I left my cigar. (puffs on it, blows a smoke ring)
Hermes: That just raises further questions!
Hermes: That's a very good question.
Bender: (picking up his still-lit cigar from the underwater ruins) So, that's where I left my cigar. (puffs on it, blows a smoke ring)
Hermes: That just raises further questions!
— Futurama, "The Deep South"
Synth: (after his DJ mask breaks and causes a fire at the underwater Techno Lagoon) Fire?! Underwater?!
— Trolls: TrollsTopia, "Daylight Ravings Time"
"Look at this! Fire? Underwater? You can't do that in real life! Ehehehehe... I hope someone gets fired for this!"
— Bubble Bass, The Patrick Star Show, "Bubble Bass Reviews"
Sage: Of course! Ocean currents and wind currents aren't so different - - both driven by covection patterns and pressure differentials... ...the jet stream and the Mid-Atlantic Current are practically the same thing!
Storm: And if such winds are mine to command...
Storm: And if such winds are mine to command...
— X-Men Unlimited (Vol. 2) #6
