Quotes / Too Incompetent to Operate a Blanket

"If you're too stupid to operate a blanket, you deserve to be cold every now and then."
Larry the Cable Guy on the Snuggie

" Ever had a day where you feel like a white person in an infomercial?"
— Random Tumblr Post.

Nothing makes me feel better about myself than watching people on infomercials
They canít even eat or drink food right

Do you have a drawer full of sharp knives, but prefer to cut your bread with a doorstop?

So you're an inventor, and you've just created a product that actually sucks quite a bit more than the ones people are already using. How do you sell it?

Why, by creating a cornball TV ad that portrays everyday tasks as being next to impossible without your product.
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