Quotes / Too Incompetent to Operate a Blanket

"If you're too stupid to operate a blanket, you deserve to be cold every now and then."
Larry the Cable Guy on the Snuggie

" Ever had a day where you feel like a white person in an infomercial?"
— Random Tumblr Post.

Nothing makes me feel better about myself than watching people on infomercials
They canít even eat or drink food right

Do you have a drawer full of sharp knives, but prefer to cut your bread with a doorstop?